How could a stripper blackmail you?

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ilbbaicnl

Me: I scolded an OTC fav for throwing away her roaches. She said there was no way to smoke them. So I dug out an alligator clip, and sent her a video of me smoking one of her roaches.

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IWantHerOnMe
2 mos ago

Maybe she could leak my texts and make it seem like I'm sprung. That might mess up rotation like Spencer Strider's injury.

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Sgtsnowman
2 mos ago

If you're so bad off you're digging out her old left overs, and then taking a victory lap over it, maybe you need to evaluate where you are in life.

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TheeOSU
2 mos ago

^

LMAO! touché! Honestly him digging through the waste can or ashtrays scarfing up roaches for free is probably at the bottom of the scale of the various issues he's exposed about himself here. Total nutjob loser!

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ilbbaicnl
2 mos ago

I think there's a correlation between people no longer smoking their roaches and the Federal deficit exceeding one trillion dollars.

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skibum609
2 mos ago

I believe you're supposed to unwrap all the roaches and then stuff the remains in a little wooden bowl to smoke

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ilbbaicnl
2 mos ago

If you have a pipe you wouldn't have roaches to being with.

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skibum609
2 mos ago

^You need some variety in your life. Wooden bowl, vape, glass tip pre-rolls, regular joints. All the food groups.

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ilbbaicnl
2 mos ago

I prefer gummies anyway these days. Was only smoking for educational purposes.

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DrStab
2 mos ago

Roaches lost their Importance with legalized weed. You can just go get more.

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skibum609
2 mos ago

Gummies are the Shirley Temple of weed.

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ilbbaicnl
2 mos ago

I bet Shirley Temple smoked her roaches.

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Estafador
2 mos ago

Are the roaches biodegradable? Wouldn't mind just tossing them in the dirt since I only use papers (for the cig format)

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ilbbaicnl
2 mos ago

@Estafador I hadn't considered that angle. Since all elements of a roach are plant-based, when it goes into a landfill, that's carbon capture. So yeah, throw em in the trash. I don't want to be responsible for the deaths of all those ricks, from rising seas engulfing Florida.

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