Cleaning services, anyone??

Pass. Very average; wouldn't stand out in the street let alone in a club.

She couldn’t pay me for it. Hard pass.

I don't know if it's art, but I like it. Smash.

She's a bit of a butterface, but love is only a light switch away.

+1 on the butterface. pass for me

Agree on the butter face a bit (somewhat better without the glasses) but one damn fine naked body under that transparent thingy! That is why I would smash.