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skibum609Massachusetts

Question: Why do men marry women?

Answer: Sheep can't cook.

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mike710

Question: Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Answer: Because they're ugly and they stink.

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From978

Skibum is right, as usual. Imagine my surprise when I found out my wife couldn't cook either.

James: who are you calling boobs?

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rattdog

how do you make your dishwasher possibly work later?

pull out a couple of hundreds from your wallet and place it on the kitchen table next to the wife's purse.

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misterorange

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Ve vill ask ze questions!

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skibum609

A beautiful woman comes up to a man in a bar and seductively says to him: "I will do anything for $100.00". He opens his wallet, pulls out a $100.00 bill, slaps it down on the bar and says: "great, paint my house."

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twentyfive

Q) Why do women have a pussy ?
A) would you talk to them if they didn't ?

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skibum609

What is the difference between a pussy and a cunt? A pussy is the female genital organ in which you engage with in intercourse. A cunt is what the pussy is attached to.

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