Question and Answer Time

Question: Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Answer: Because they're ugly and they stink.

Boobs

Skibum is right, as usual. Imagine my surprise when I found out my wife couldn't cook either.

James: who are you calling boobs?

how do you make your dishwasher possibly work later?

pull out a couple of hundreds from your wallet and place it on the kitchen table next to the wife's purse.

Knock-knock Who's there? Ve vill ask ze questions!

A beautiful woman comes up to a man in a bar and seductively says to him: "I will do anything for $100.00". He opens his wallet, pulls out a $100.00 bill, slaps it down on the bar and says: "great, paint my house."

Q) Why do women have a pussy ? A) would you talk to them if they didn't ?

What is the difference between a pussy and a cunt? A pussy is the female genital organ in which you engage with in intercourse. A cunt is what the pussy is attached to.