I like my women like I like my ________, _______ and _______.

Puddy Tathiss
I had a discussion with my friend that I'm clubbing with this weekend.
I told him I like my women like I like my coffee, dark and full-bodied.
How would you fill in the blanks?
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last commentHot, quiet, and available
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cheese, American and fat-free
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I like my women like I like my COMPUTER, HOT and ON MY LAP.
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I like my women like I like my Sincweisers, domestic and provides alot of head.
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I like my women like I like my White Castle; open at 2 am and willing to take orders
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I like my women like I like my LIFE, CRAZY and COMPLICATED.
This isn’t the way I want it but the way it seems to always turn out. At least they’re pretty hot in the looks department.
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Coffee, Black and Full of Energy
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spaghetti, thin and flexible.
vacations, exotic and adventurous.
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@Puddy_Tat
I will play along and comment on your discussion.
I like my women like I like my chicken;
Juicy large breast and meaty thighs
With a little bit of fat on the ends
Not too much and not too little
Just enough to make me grin
:D
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in other words...
cj would like a bucket of hillary, 2 small breasts, 2 fat thighs, and some left wings but only as a temporary diversion from his quest for dick pics.
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I like my women like I like my bank, constantly fucking me all the time at only thirty-five cents per transaction.
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I like my women like I like my new car, easy on the eyes and amazing mileage.
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Coffee.
Lightly tan and sweet.
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Like my swim goggles.... Wet, tight and on my face
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some good responses!
i like my women like I like my coffee. hot and exotic!
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I told him I like my blahblah23 wife, bitter and burning ☕️
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I like my women like I like my condoms...lubricated and around my dick.
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I like my women like I like my Wasabi...spicy and hot!
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