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I like my women like I like my ________, _______ and _______.

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Puddy Tathiss

I had a discussion with my friend that I'm clubbing with this weekend.

I told him I like my women like I like my coffee, dark and full-bodied.

How would you fill in the blanks?

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IWantHerOnMe

Hot, quiet, and available

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sinclair

cheese, American and fat-free

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steve3000

I like my women like I like my COMPUTER, HOT and ON MY LAP.

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sinclair

I like my women like I like my Sincweisers, domestic and provides alot of head.

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motorhead

I like my women like I like my White Castle; open at 2 am and willing to take orders

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shailynn

I like my women like I like my LIFE, CRAZY and COMPLICATED.

This isn’t the way I want it but the way it seems to always turn out. At least they’re pretty hot in the looks department.

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BigYansh69

Coffee, Black and Full of Energy

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gammanu95

spaghetti, thin and flexible.
vacations, exotic and adventurous.

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CJKent_band

@Puddy_Tat

I will play along and comment on your discussion.

I like my women like I like my chicken;
Juicy large breast and meaty thighs
With a little bit of fat on the ends
Not too much and not too little
Just enough to make me grin

:D

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TheeOSU

^
in other words...
cj would like a bucket of hillary, 2 small breasts, 2 fat thighs, and some left wings but only as a temporary diversion from his quest for dick pics.

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Book Guy

I like my women like I like my bank, constantly fucking me all the time at only thirty-five cents per transaction.

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gSteph

I like my women like I like my new car, easy on the eyes and amazing mileage.

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JamesSD

Coffee.

Lightly tan and sweet.

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shanny72

Like my swim goggles.... Wet, tight and on my face

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Jascoi

some good responses!
i like my women like I like my coffee. hot and exotic!

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nicespice

I told him I like my blahblah23 wife, bitter and burning ☕️

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funonthaside

I like my women like I like my condoms...lubricated and around my dick.

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sushiman

I like my women like I like my Wasabi...spicy and hot!

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