I like my women like I like my ________, _______ and _______.

I had a discussion with my friend that I'm clubbing with this weekend.

I told him I like my women like I like my coffee, dark and full-bodied.

How would you fill in the blanks?

18 comments

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  • IWantHerOnMe
    5 months ago
    Hot, quiet, and available
  • sinclair
    5 months ago
    cheese, American and fat-free
  • steve3000
    5 months ago
    I like my women like I like my COMPUTER, HOT and ON MY LAP.
  • sinclair
    5 months ago
    I like my women like I like my Sincweisers, domestic and provides alot of head.
  • motorhead
    5 months ago
    I like my women like I like my White Castle; open at 2 am and willing to take orders
  • shailynn
    5 months ago
    I like my women like I like my LIFE, CRAZY and COMPLICATED.

    This isn’t the way I want it but the way it seems to always turn out. At least they’re pretty hot in the looks department.
  • BigYansh69
    5 months ago
    Coffee, Black and Full of Energy
  • gammanu95
    5 months ago
    spaghetti, thin and flexible.
    vacations, exotic and adventurous.
  • CJKent_band
    5 months ago
    @Puddy_Tat

    I will play along and comment on your discussion.

    I like my women like I like my chicken;
    Juicy large breast and meaty thighs
    With a little bit of fat on the ends
    Not too much and not too little
    Just enough to make me grin

    :D
  • TheeOSU
    5 months ago
    ^
    in other words...
    cj would like a bucket of hillary, 2 small breasts, 2 fat thighs, and some left wings but only as a temporary diversion from his quest for dick pics.
  • Book Guy
    5 months ago
    I like my women like I like my bank, constantly fucking me all the time at only thirty-five cents per transaction.
  • gSteph
    5 months ago
    I like my women like I like my new car, easy on the eyes and amazing mileage.
  • JamesSD
    5 months ago
    Coffee.

    Lightly tan and sweet.
  • shanny72
    5 months ago
    Like my swim goggles.... Wet, tight and on my face
  • Jascoi
    5 months ago
    some good responses!
    i like my women like I like my coffee. hot and exotic!
  • nicespice
    5 months ago
    I told him I like my blahblah23 wife, bitter and burning ☕️
  • funonthaside
    5 months ago
    I like my women like I like my condoms...lubricated and around my dick.
  • sushiman
    5 months ago
    I like my women like I like my Wasabi...spicy and hot!
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