I like my women like I like my ________, _______ and _______.

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Puddy Tat
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I had a discussion with my friend that I'm clubbing with this weekend.

I told him I like my women like I like my coffee, dark and full-bodied.

How would you fill in the blanks?

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IWantHerOnMe
6 months ago
Hot, quiet, and available
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sinclair
6 months ago
cheese, American and fat-free
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steve3000
6 months ago
I like my women like I like my COMPUTER, HOT and ON MY LAP.
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sinclair
6 months ago
I like my women like I like my Sincweisers, domestic and provides alot of head.
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motorhead
6 months ago
I like my women like I like my White Castle; open at 2 am and willing to take orders
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shailynn
6 months ago
I like my women like I like my LIFE, CRAZY and COMPLICATED.

This isn’t the way I want it but the way it seems to always turn out. At least they’re pretty hot in the looks department.
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BigYansh69
6 months ago
Coffee, Black and Full of Energy
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gammanu95
6 months ago
spaghetti, thin and flexible.
vacations, exotic and adventurous.
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CJKent_band
6 months ago
@Puddy_Tat

I will play along and comment on your discussion.

I like my women like I like my chicken;
Juicy large breast and meaty thighs
With a little bit of fat on the ends
Not too much and not too little
Just enough to make me grin

:D
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TheeOSU
6 months ago
^
in other words...
cj would like a bucket of hillary, 2 small breasts, 2 fat thighs, and some left wings but only as a temporary diversion from his quest for dick pics.
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Book Guy
6 months ago
I like my women like I like my bank, constantly fucking me all the time at only thirty-five cents per transaction.
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gSteph
6 months ago
I like my women like I like my new car, easy on the eyes and amazing mileage.
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JamesSD
6 months ago
Coffee.

Lightly tan and sweet.
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shanny72
6 months ago
Like my swim goggles.... Wet, tight and on my face
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Jascoi
6 months ago
some good responses!
i like my women like I like my coffee. hot and exotic!
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nicespice
6 months ago
I told him I like my blahblah23 wife, bitter and burning ☕️
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funonthaside
6 months ago
I like my women like I like my condoms...lubricated and around my dick.
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sushiman
6 months ago
I like my women like I like my Wasabi...spicy and hot!
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