we should petition Congress and the president to change the name of Father's Day to motherfuckers day.
fathers day.
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I've been a motherfucker for many years but I have been very careful to never become a father. It's about time there is a holiday for people like me.
Of everything I ever did nothing ever has been as satisfying as being a motherfucker, and nothing has ever made me prouder than seeing my children become fantastic adults
Plus 1 on being a motherfucker. 42 years, still having great fun 😀
Next time someone calls you a motherfucker, look at them with a straight face and sternly reply “I didn’t know she was a mother at the time!”
Being a mother fucker is not the same as being a father.
Very true Dolfan.
I've been called a motherfucker. My response is usually something on the order of "Yeah. So?"
Nah, I don't want so many cards
I may have been a motherfucker at one point in my life. But that doesn't necessarily mean I am married to a MILF.