fathers day.

I may have been a motherfucker at one point in my life. But that doesn't necessarily mean I am married to a MILF.

I've been a motherfucker for many years but I have been very careful to never become a father. It's about time there is a holiday for people like me.

Of everything I ever did nothing ever has been as satisfying as being a motherfucker, and nothing has ever made me prouder than seeing my children become fantastic adults

Plus 1 on being a motherfucker. 42 years, still having great fun 😀

Next time someone calls you a motherfucker, look at them with a straight face and sternly reply “I didn’t know she was a mother at the time!”

Being a mother fucker is not the same as being a father.

Very true Dolfan.

I've been called a motherfucker. My response is usually something on the order of "Yeah. So?"

Nah, I don't want so many cards