SOUTH FLORIDA CLUBS

12 comments

• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  2 years ago

  Nick... Fair warning. You're probably going to get better tips and intel after you've contributed a few club reviews, etc., even as a new guy.
• NickysHardLife

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  2 years ago

  Well Ish, my first tip is a good one!
  Hopefullly I'll get there, I'm new to this culture since my recent seperation. I hope to be in a position to contribute info soon. I'd like to become a valued contributor, but I will need some actual experiences first.
  Guess I'll just read some reviews for the meantime.
  Happy clubbing.
• Dolfan

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  2 years ago

  South Florida is a pretty big target. And there's a bunch of threads & reviews about the clubs here, but you gotta be more specific about where. Key West is like 4.5hrs from West Palm, which are both considered south Florida, and the entire area is sprinkled with clubs. Here's a thread about Pompano that's pretty recent: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=8117… I seem to recall something about Miami Beach recently too but I'm too lazy to find the link for you.
  
  Spring for a VIP membership a or hit up a local club where you are now and post a review to get some free VIP time. Then read reviews for the clubs nearby where you intend to visit. You can also try to search for those club names too, but I've found the search function here next to useless. If you've got specific questions after that, try and ask.
• NickysHardLife

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  2 years ago

  I'll be based in Ft Lauderdale
• NickysHardLife

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  2 years ago

  Thanks dolfan!
• Dolfan

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  2 years ago

  There's not much in Fort Lauderdale proper. You'll have to go a little north or south, I'd recommend Pompano over Hallendale even if its a bit further drive. Either of the Cheetah's are good options though, check out the reviews and that thread and think about the kind of experience you're looking for. Laid back & chill or action packed & party style, do you wanna sit and talk/drink with the strippers, or just cop a feel, or just get right to it. Any particular type of girls you're thing, thick & enhanced, slim & natural, some other combo, etc.
• twentyfive

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  2 years ago

  ^ Not too much to add to that Dolfan gave you the right intel, just keep in mind the Pompano clubs close early, 2 AM, as opposed to 5AM or later for Hallandale and northern Dade county.
  
• Papi_Chulo

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  2 years ago

  Besides the thread @Dolfan-posted; one thing to keep-in-mind is that SoFlo clubs are VIP-heavy – VIP-sessions are obviously more-$$$ than a lap-dance so as a rookie one can easily be taken/ripped-off if they don’t know what they are doing.
  
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  Miami clubs are about Haitian drug dealers and fake ass ballers from atlanta
• NickysHardLife

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  2 years ago

  Thank you all for your excellent input
  Dolfan, yes that thread id=s fantastic with great info.
  I definitely like skinny babes, so sounds like Cheetahs/Pompany is a winner for me. Unfortunately, I finish my job fast, usually in one or 2 dances, so VIP should not be necessary - even though it sunds like it could be real fun. I'll be there in a few days, I hope to have some good details to report back.
• Nixur68

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  2 years ago

  My hot takes,
  
  Tootsies is fine but approach it as a really big sports bar with strippers. The food is good, go watch a game and get some dances. It isn't what it used to be but it's still fun every once in a while. Of course, if you have a lot of cash to burn you can head upstairs but you again will need a lot of money and even then it might not be worth it. It's super hit or miss these days. I'd also recommend hitting up Elleven at least once. Expensive but worth it just for experience.
  
  Cheetah Pompano is kind like Applebee's with strippers. Dean's Gold is a bit higher end but doesn't get going until after 10PM. Ever since the pandemic, it's been on the slow side and mostly Latinas.
  
  I can't speak to places like BT or anything else. I think Miami clubs are kind of slow at the moment but maybe just because of the holidays.
• Nixur68

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  2 years ago

  I'll also add that Vixens and Scarlett's are also decent but the loud electronic music clubs. Not my thing but can be fun.