Names for sex toys, dildos, cucumbers

One of the things ive wanted to do, which ill do with an escort soon if I need to, is using toys on them. Dildos or butt plugs, or cucumbers or banannas.

But its not just about using the toys, the toys need to have a name. For instance if its a dildo, while she’s using it I can say “you like that, Johnny stuffing your ass so good!”.

Some women may not want to use artificial material dildos. So, organic banannas and cucumbers are a good replacement option.

I was thinking cucumbers and banannas, being green and yellow could represent some sort of alien race. What are some good alien esque names you could use for cucumbers or banannas while roleplaying with toys?