Dumbest bumper sticker (non-political)
gSteph
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Pulled up behind an old Dodge Durango at the light. Bumper sticker read “Lifted so my dick don’t drag”.
And I’m, WTF? Yeah, the old beater did look maybe 2” higher than stock. I could get the irony/joke if it were a sky high pickup that needed a step ladder to get into. And I thought, you shouldn’t be sticking your dick through the floorboards of a car (moving or not).
What’s the dumbest bumper sticker you’ve seen? Let’s keep it non-political for general consumption.
And I’m, WTF? Yeah, the old beater did look maybe 2” higher than stock. I could get the irony/joke if it were a sky high pickup that needed a step ladder to get into. And I thought, you shouldn’t be sticking your dick through the floorboards of a car (moving or not).
What’s the dumbest bumper sticker you’ve seen? Let’s keep it non-political for general consumption.
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"The older I get, the less of a deterrent a life sentence is"
GODZIRA
“I’m so gay I can’t even drive straight”
“I was an honor student, I don’t know what happened”
translation = adicted to love.
:D
Seen it on hats, t-shirts, etc. I didn't think it was clever the first time I saw it, and hundreds of sightings later I still don't.
The only time I saw it and it made sense was when I saw it on a retiree getting a UVHM lapper. The old-timer was using all five senses to inspect her body, too.
I like the one with the T-Rex dinosaur that says “If you’re happy and you know it… oh well” (he can’t clap with his little arms)
Be nice to your kids, they will choose your nursing home someday.
If you are going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair.
The classic “I (heart) boobs”
The funniest I saw I thought was a one-off, but obviously not given TXVegas's comment. If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair. Most intriguing t-shirt, "Yes means yes."
I was driving in Florida - back when I was married - and an angry idiot. A small car was in front of me - and it had a pro-life license plate - and a pro-life bumper sticker - and one of those Keep Christ in Christmas magnets. I used to get worked up over the whole pro-life thing - due to some issues in my family history. So I’m thinking who the fuck is this old guy to tell me to Choose Life!!!
So I follow the guy - and I get more angry as I follow! I’m going to tell this guy off when he finally pulls into the Walgreens or Publix - as he has no business telling me about this stuff!
He pulls into the church parking lot - as he is a Catholic priest.
I knew him from going to mass there. My anger and assumptions were very misplaced - and I learned to not run off like an uninformed asshole.
I aging being the dad when your daughters date has that on the side window.
Yeah, I've seen that one - on the back of an old motorhome at the RV repair place. It also had one that said:
"Ride me you pot-bellied stallion"
Then I saw the couple with the motorhome, a smiling, hand holding, affectionate pair, her with long hair, he with a big ol' belly.
Ted Kennedy’s Car has Killed more People than my Gun.