Damn straight he’s a dugan. I mean really... you people know that dugan is the paragon of hairless apeness.
We ricks are all the best of our respective species. The dugan has his flaws, like his lack of appreciation for my customized Tesla comes to mine. But that’s just damn dirty ape bullshit. He’s a brother rick.
Of course, even us ricks have the limitations of our species. For example, I fly into a rage every time I see a frickin’ zebra. Makes visits to the zoo less fun for the kids...
Anyhoo... you are trying to be throw me off my game by pretending to be a hairless ape pretending to be be a zebra. But I know what’s what. You really are a trollin’ zebra. As if some damn zebra triple bluff trolling us by pretending to be a hairless ape pretending to be a zebra could outthink a rick. If I see you IRL you’re getting some wildebeest treatment. ROAR!!!
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We ricks are all the best of our respective species. The dugan has his flaws, like his lack of appreciation for my customized Tesla comes to mine. But that’s just damn dirty ape bullshit. He’s a brother rick.
Of course, even us ricks have the limitations of our species. For example, I fly into a rage every time I see a frickin’ zebra. Makes visits to the zoo less fun for the kids...
Anyhoo... you are trying to be throw me off my game by pretending to be a hairless ape pretending to be be a zebra. But I know what’s what. You really are a trollin’ zebra. As if some damn zebra triple bluff trolling us by pretending to be a hairless ape pretending to be a zebra could outthink a rick. If I see you IRL you’re getting some wildebeest treatment. ROAR!!!