What’s Your Favorite Appetizer?

4/17/2021 2:12:08 PM

You better say cheesesticks, I don’t care what you dip it in.

Ricks love cheesesticks because they’re usually one of the cheapest things on the menu, but they often can give strippers the farts. Ricks aren’t worried about farting on a stripper just strippers farting on a Rick.

By the way I just got promoted to head bartender at Applebee’s. Hopefully Rick doesn’t come in and spill beer on me or I’ll get soggy.

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MackTruck

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4 years ago

Tacos

amorgaudium

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4 years ago

Nachos

DoctorPhil.

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4 years ago

did u know that my pappy founded applebies? he said phil my son i shall found a place where i can serve crappy food to idiots and then sell it to the ihop. then we got into an argument about whether the ihop deserved the international in its name

he was adament that that food give patrons the farts. it was his way of raising a middle finger to the world befor he passed away. i miss my pappy but he was kind of a dick at times

Cashman1234

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4 years ago

Congrats on your promotion to head bartender at the neighborhood shithole!

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