A hippo is a large heavy animal.
A zippo is a little lighter.
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Two guys were out on a boat and had no way to light their Marlboros.
One guy throws a Marlboro in the water and it made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
TheeOSUFUCK IT!
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While I appreciate the OSU-ape’s wordplay, the reality is that most hippo’s are assholes. And not in a charming “I’m a rick, love me despite my asshole side” kind of way. Nope, most hippos are just over the top jerks!
Many moons ago I met the hippo named frank and we hit it off. Decided to hang out and I planned to teach him the ways of rick. But did he want to learn? NOOOOO!!!!
Took a giant hippo crap on my suit. Totally ruined it. I would’ve gone all wildebeest on frank if I hadn’t been sick from all the damn rickaritas I drank.
DO NOT PARTY WITH A HIPPO MY FRIENDS!!!
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And don’t get me started on the time I got so drunk I tried to fuck esmereldathehippo. I was disgusted with myself and I’m a frickin’ rick. One of our many rick superpowers is never being disgusted with ourselves. ROAR!!!
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Lol😁
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Lol
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Very funny TheeOSU and SJG! The word play in TheeOSU’s jokes was great!
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Shittttt!!!!
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