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:"Great News: Johnson & Johnson Vaccine Chart Looks Like a Dick"

joker44
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"Great News: Johnson & Johnson Vaccine Chart Looks Like a Dick"

https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7vgpq/g…

https://i.imgur.com/zMeigzI.jpg

"This chart shows that from day one of receiving the shot, the immune system gets absolutely sprung, reaching as much as 90 percent immunity against severe or critical COVID-19 within two months. Other studies have also shown rock-hard evidence that it's effective at giving coronavirus the shaft: it's 100 percent effective in preventing COVID-19–related hospitalization and death.

The gray part surrounding the jutting line—making up the meat of the shaft, so to speak—is the "confidence interval," which represents the range of possible efficacy for the vaccine that the researchers are able to estimate, based on the data they have currently. The tip dips because they might not have enough data yet at that point after the shot, because there hasn't been enough time to collect it that far out.  

The thrust of it all is this: The questionably-shaped chart delivers a load of good news. We're all horny at the idea of this pandemic ending (among other things), and thirsty for a drop of positivity."

BTW - American Catholic Bishops are advising their flock to avoid the vaccine lest they be guilty of committing adultery ☺️













I made the last part up...........but, hey, it's what TUSCLers routinely do ‼️

3 comments

  • IfIGottaBeDamned
    4 years ago
    @Joker44: Actually, you’re not too far off. Catholic bishops are disturbed by the fact that cells from aborted fetuses are used in the testing and production of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine. But the bishops have stopped short of advising against getting the J&J vaccine when no other alternative is available.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/some-u…
  • Cashman1234
    4 years ago
    It’s great that the J&J vaccine works like a hot beef injection!

    But I’m very happy to see Mamisan back promoting her girls!
  • TheeOSU
    4 years ago
    Lol @ this thread.. alternate title.. joker exposed.
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