Pot harvest

" Are your girls getting ripe and ready? "

Well sometimes they get a little tender and sore to touch towards a certain time of the month.

Icey, we rarely agree on anything, but you're right on that one.

Looks like Eve's been tapping into some of gSteph's stash.

@IceyDod - Why not start an imaginary legal weed business? It seems like a natural for an imaginerary pimp.

And it looks like I was one of 4 people who down voted the original post in this thread.

It would only help if having a good memory, a strong work ethic and self motivation were problems for me.

Down voted? Why? Not that I care much, just curious.

I like growing pot, been growing my vegetables for 35 years, once it got legal, hell, why not? Oregon probably has the least expensive legal weed, but we still save $$$ growing our own.

gSteph - I down voted. Nothing personal, I simply don’t like pot.

Which makes my opinion on legality somewhat confusing. I am a Libertarian leaning Republican. I believe in a small and weak Federal government that never strays from the enumerated powers granted to it by the Constitution.

Therefore Federal drug laws ( which still apply to Oregon even though they aren’t being enforced ) seem illogical.

But even though I think that pot should be legal, I think that smoking it ( or vaporizing it, eating it, or brewing it as tea) is foolish. Physically, smoking is the worst method of consumption. Inhaling hot vapors from any vegan i’ve matter isn’t hard on the lungs.

But outside of the damage to the lungs, it does carry certain cognitive effects. The vast majority of the effects are short lived, but if you consume it regularly, does that really matter?

Dave? Dave? Dave? .... Dave's not here

Even Libertarians don’t like people who fuck dogs.

I love weed and smoke every day. Great memory still.

@IceyDodo - what do human women you meet think about your canine companions?

And what do they think about your paranoid delusions?

I bet they all think that you are a liable loser, don’t they?

@Skibum - I don’t smoke pot. But I did come of age in the 70s and went to college in the 80s. (I didn’t go to graduate school until the 90s)

It’s not like I am naive about pot. I used to be a daily smoker too. While it is easier to be functional while smoking pot than it is to be functional while abusing other drugs (including alcohol), when you are stoned, you are operating under diminished capacity.

Life is perfectly fine with a clear mind.

I think that you have a lot more problems functioning than you are man enough to admit.

Do you have a job?

How far did you go in school?

You mentioned earlier in this thread that you want to get into the legal weed business in one to two years - what's the path that will take you there?

You are showing the forum the delusions of a dog fucker.

Aurora Cannabis /buy hold till it becomes an aqusition target /smaller mom and pops in this industry and undercapitalized startups will be crushed by JnJ or P&G and other major players like Coke and Pepsi As far as starting your own grow operations lol

Based off that one hit I had once in Eugene, GSteph has some great stuff. Took a while to feel anything and then once that happened, oops gotta sit in this random coffee shop for an hour and feel euphoric. Fun times.

I don’t grow, but I am also not frequent enough that I probably wouldn’t. I still haven’t hit up any dispensaries in Denver yet because I still have have some edibles left that I bought a year ago from Oregon. 😅

^ I hope the coffee was good 🙂

I'm a lightweight now when it comes to marijuana, so it doesn't take much at all (in whatever form it's in) to put me in a parallel universe.

I have a fondness for edibles though. If gSteph makes edibles on top of growing his own stash, I'd be all for trying them.

yep, reality avoided again IceyDogO. ( DogO is short for dog orgasm )

Not nearly as functional as you claim to be.

No answer on the education.

Did you drop out of high school? Or did you actually get a GED?

No answer on the job. From what I understand, being an imaginary pimp doesn’t pay very well.

No plan to get in the legal weed business in one to two years. Let me guess, that’s how long it will take at your present rate of savings to buy a single high pressure sodium bulb and you have an equally reliable buddy that you are counting on to buy the ballast.

You even thought of a name for the business - Dumbass Farms.

I admit it. I am stuck in the 70's lol.

@Skibum - it was definitely a simpler time.

I smoked a lot of pot in my teens and early 20s. I don’t know if it was the pot (probably) or my age, but I would lose (wallet, keys, coat, etc) a lot of things especially when I was high. I quit when I got a responsible job that drug tested. I feel like I got a lot more sharp mentally and stopped losing and forgetting things.

I didn't lose things. But like you, responsible jobs and urinalysis made me have to grow up.

Also, like you, I noticed a difference in mental acuity.

And let's face it here, it's not like IceyDogO is one of the worlds greatest geniuses. He could really use any increase in brainpower he gets - no matter how small.

Back in the early 80's when I was living in So. Cal. I was not a pot smoker but I did try it 3 times and all of the parties I went to were attended by mostly pot smokers.

I was given some seeds and just for fun decided to see if I could grow them in my sandy soil garden that I kept going year round. When they were big enough I moved them to the garden and planted them where it would be very difficult to be seen. The house and 5' cinder block wall blocked them from view except for one of the 4 sides of my lot. That side faced my neighbors house and the plants could be visible if you were up high enough to look over the wall.

The 5 plants grew well and when they were about 4' tall somebody climbed over the wall and pulled them out. I suspected that it was the teen agers that lived next door and had bed rooms on the second floor.

No I didn't report it to the police. :)

I guess I could have avoided weed and gone through life as an A+. Instead I chose to smoke every day and go through life as a B+. I don't have champagne tastes and a B+ life buys a lot of beer.

Ha ha - we’ll I’m maybe B+ without pot. While I smoked I was B-/C - literally - those were my grades in HS.

Getting zombie high at a concert and staying out until 2am the night before SATs didn’t help my early adulthood trajectory either.

Done. Finally. Giving away the last half of a plant.

Eve: > If gSteph makes edibles ...

Yeah, that's our main way now. When covid started, we decided to mostly park the vaporizer. For my last 3-4 years of work, I'd usually eat my 1/2 browny about 3pm so buzz would start by 4:20 on the way home. These days we've simplified the recipe, decarb the pot, fine grind it with a coffe grinder, and fill a OO capsule.

Hey, time for one now.