Say – oh, I don’t know, one day an Angel of the Lord shows up and tells you “Dude, you won one of the little contests we have up there – here’s the deal: we can add 20 years to your (let’s go with) 60 year old life, but you have to spend the 1st 10 years being a hot ass stripper (we’ll give you several choices for a 9+ body, starting at age 21). After that, you’ll revert to your old body, restarting at 50 years old, to live out your regular life span.
When I was living in Chicago, we were semi-regulars at the Admiral Theater, and on first-name basis with many of the staff and performers. This was a total non-extras air dance club. Girls there, like the top places in Vegas, make six figures without ever having to touch a dick. Hustlers, as in the movie Hustlers, can make even more if you want to risk the crime.
How would that be to fall asleep in women's prison a 31 year old stripper convict, and wake up a 50 year old man? That would be a riot.
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'Tis a hypothetical.
Helicopter dick! 😎
No thanks! I don’t want to be 80 with looser bowels than I already have...
gammanu95 adjusts to make the best of a changed situation.
Icey assumes nothing can change and stays the course.
How would that be to fall asleep in women's prison a 31 year old stripper convict, and wake up a 50 year old man? That would be a riot.
(Unless she's bi)