Say – oh, I don’t know, one day an Angel of the Lord shows up and tells you “Dude, you won one of the little contests we have up there – here’s the deal: we can add 20 years to your (let’s go with) 60 year old life, but you have to spend the 1st 10 years being a hot ass stripper (we’ll give you several choices for a 9+ body, starting at age 21). After that, you’ll revert to your old body, restarting at 50 years old, to live out your regular life span.
Would you take that deal?
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And you don't have to work in an extras club, but it has to be your only income.
Fuck you! Thats easy. If I get to keep whatever I earn and buy when I revert back into 50, and can be a lesbian, I would take that deal.
When I get to age 60, I fully expect to live another 20+ years anyway. So you haven't given me any incentives here at all.
20 additional years, over what you would have lived.
'Tis a hypothetical.
So in my case, do I get to be a middle aged dude then?
Helicopter dick! 😎
This sounds more like being a reality show contestant than a lottery winner. Either way, I'm in!
Do I have to take BBC or BBBC (or Juice) in the ass at an extras club?
No thanks! I don’t want to be 80 with looser bowels than I already have...
Loved the 1st two answers.
gammanu95 adjusts to make the best of a changed situation.
Icey assumes nothing can change and stays the course.
When I was living in Chicago, we were semi-regulars at the Admiral Theater, and on first-name basis with many of the staff and performers. This was a total non-extras air dance club. Girls there, like the top places in Vegas, make six figures without ever having to touch a dick. Hustlers, as in the movie Hustlers, can make even more if you want to risk the crime.
How would that be to fall asleep in women's prison a 31 year old stripper convict, and wake up a 50 year old man? That would be a riot.
Lol. One night your cell mate is purring with delight, next morning she's screaming WTF, get that Dick outta here.
(Unless she's bi)
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