Man robbed Kalamazoo bank, spent $2K at strip club

If I ever rob a bank, you'd better believe I'm going to be that dude in club making it rain with all the marked bills before I disappear. Let the cops try and get the money back then.

Maybe he'll write a review of Angels? Better yet, maybe his defense attorney can plead "temporary insanity as a result of testosterone poisoning."

He robbed a bank - so he's facing federal charges - and he only spent $2000 of the $7000 he stole?

You spend all that cash when you rob a bank with a handwritten note - and drive your getaway car to the strip club.

He's going away for a long time - and he left $5000 on the table!

I dunno. How much can you get for $2K in Kalamazoo? Where I club, trying to spend $2K in one go can land a dude in traction.