Fisherman Lost at Sea Says He Was Sexually Assaulted by Mermaids. Guess the stat

A fisherman was lost at sea for 14 days off the coast of Florida and claims mermaids sexually assaulted him.

Alvin McCallister is seventy-two years old and was discovered on a tiny rocky islet about 200 miles off the nearest coastline where his shipwrecked.

McCallister was on the island for about two weeks and survived off seagulls,mussels,and urchins.

The man was suffering from various health issues, including hallucinations caused by dehydration and toxins from the mussels he ate.

According to World News Daily Report, “He described in graphic detail how he was forced to perform oral sex on the fish-like genitals of these aquatic creatures, not only onto the women but also onto the men.”

When McCallister claimed the assault by the mythical creatures, his mental health was not well from being malnourished and ingesting toxins.

McCallister is expected to make a full recovery in the coming weeks.

I don't know how someone could recover from such a traumatic experience.

And I figured it was Florida

Full recovery in coming weeks; except for the spontaneous erections for the rest of his life when eating sashimi.

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WFLA would be a dead giveaway!

Maybe it was Waffle. "Dancing Mermaid. [Pensacola//Miami//Detroit]"

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