I have been a longtime patron at many Philadelphia, South Jersey and Florida Strip Clubs. I also spent a few days in the FKK clubs in Germany and Austria. I recently stumbled upon this thread and to be honest I am somewhat overwhelmed in attempting to plan my first ever visit to Tijuana. I plan on arriving Sunday October 27th and leaving on Tuesday the 29th. I do not speak Spanish at all.
Any advice or guidance that you can provide this rookie would be greatly appreciated.
JKing


Is this trip solely you going to TJ for those days? There are a ton of good threads that outline how to get there, etc. Basically PedEast or PedWest as I wouldn't drive a car over on your first trip.
Buy the VIP card. Book a room at Rizos or Cascadas though it's louder at Cascadas and sleep is less likely.
I went with the same worry as you and there's nothing to worry about. You cross the border, grab their shuttle or a cab, tell them HK. Walk in, buy VIP card, walk next door to Cascadas or across to Rizos, check in, drop bags then head over to HK and enjoy. Plan how much you're willing to spend as well - keep in mind hotel requires a $50 deposit at Cascadas that you don't get back til the end, lots of $1 tips to folks but getting change made is easy so just have at least $5 in ones to get started with a couple tips before you get to HK.
If you've been to FKK clubs you're more than prepared. It's paradise if you like Latina women. Happy to answer any questions though will defer to Cristobal and some others as the experts, just giving you the comfort feeling from someone who was in your shoes a month ago.