"Do you drive?"

She probably doesn't have a car and wanted to know if you were a potential free taxi.

Do you look like you are 15 ?

She wanted to lift your car-keys - then call her dope-boy BF to steal your car to subsequently chop it up for parts and buy more drugs - how could you not see the obvious

@Warrior15
I do, but I also had one of those underage no-drinking shirts so I don't see how it makes a difference.

@Papi_Chulo
Probably right, but like I said, she didn't press me on it or anything. I just said "uh yeah" and she just continued talking about regular shit. Such a weird question to ask out of the blue...fuck did she end up giving a great lapdance though!

You should have asked her what she meant or why she asked. She'd give you a better answer than us

I was being facetious dude.

If strippers made sense they wouldn't be strippers :)

i.e. take what they say w/ a grain of salt (just like most dancers take what PLs say w/ a grain of salt) - strip clubs are not the real-world, they are bizarro-world - unlike in the real-world, in SC bizarro-world the women don't "play hard to get" or act-coy - it's business - i.e. no need to try to "read them" like in the real-world - it's a pointless and unproductive exercise for a PL to try to read a stripper's mind, either take it as SS or just ask her what she means - strip clubs is busine$$ - and in business one is direct and doesn't wonder what the other party is trying to say.

@IceyLoco
Yeah I should have, but hindsight is 20/20. Didn't really think about it until I got home and thought "what the fuck?" Lol

@Papi_Chulo
I agree 100%. I was just afraid I missed out on some kind of hidden interpretation as in "let's drive off to a hotel after I'm off work." Really wanted to kick myself in the gut if that were the case.

She's probably just making sure you're in a car and not one of those bicycle guys. Riding around all nimbly pimply with their ridiculous tight shorts and water bottles. I mean, fuck bicyclists. Strippers and customers, we can all agree on that, right?

I don't see why driving would be a big deal with shit like Uber around.

@subraman, lmao

Is this a veiled reference to SJG’s car keys and wallet dating? I have no idea what that means, as I think it’s his way of justifying riding a 10 speed to an AMP.

"I don't see why driving would be a big deal with shit like Uber around."

Ubers cost money. RILs don't.

She wanted to know if you lived in a cheap apartment near the club and walked there.

I drive a shit truck

Should of responds ya i drive, how much mileage you got for me? Haha