A woman is suing her ex-boyfriend, claiming his ‘abnormally long’ penis stretched her vagina. Silindile Mangena, 29, from Harare, Zimbabwe, said that her vagina was ‘tight’ before she met her ex, Mugove Kurima, in 2016. Kurima, 37, who it is claimed was married at the time, and Mangena fell in love and started a relationship.
However, she told the Zimbabwe Mail that she ended the relationship in May after his penis stretched her too much. She said no man can literally fill the gap her ex left. It has not been confirmed how big his penis actually is. She now wants to have reconstructive surgery which costs a massive 150,000 Rand (£8,000) and is taking him to court in order to have him pay the fee. Kurima has not yet responded to the allegations.
You guys with big cocks better be careful. :)
shadowcatAtlanta suburb
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last commentAre you going to sue me when I stretch your ass hole too?
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I mean, I was a penis model and made huge money off the huge dildos but dam...
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That's why I have strippers sign a waiver.
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Thank god I won’t have that issue
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LOL @ gold
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Good idea @goldmonger ima get my attorney, JS69 to create an airtight waiver to use.
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This should get interesting when they have to produce evidence in court!
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There goes Shadowcat talking about big dicks again. He loves the comrodery with the guys at the clubs instead of the pussy and his dream lapdance porn star is Ron Jeremy..... I heard txtittyfag is looking for a boyfriend to protect him. Are you a big enough man for the job shadows?
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Or is bubbagump like sucking you off too much
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It would also probably be a good idea when doing oral, to have a person close by that is qualified to do the hind lick maneuver.
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^^^ keep talking dirty to me shadowcat. I will lickhind you
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Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesterday
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^^^^ im getting you
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Africans (actual Africans, not "African-Americans") have the biggest dicks.
I don't like huge dicks. Average is fine for my small vagina.
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I’ll let y’all in on a little secret. Most girls actually prefer the small to medium dicks. With big dicks it’s painful, you gotta go slow, and they can’t take all of it (for the most part).
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^ here's the joke
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards the empty seat next to him, which she took. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out:
“Business trip or pleasure?”
She turned, smiled and said: ” Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention.”
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting right next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked: “What’s your business at this convention?”
“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”
“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it’s men from Mexican descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the southern redneck.”
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed…
“I’m sorry,” she said, “I shouldn’t really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name.”
“It’s Tonto,” the man said, ‘Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba…”
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^^^ I can help you stretch your ass out if it hurts you too much
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Girth over size. The largest penis I’ve ever seen belonged to a crazy German guy.
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I think I’m safe.
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I can help you stretch your ass out if it hurts you too much
^^^^^^^^^ Yip 2bits he was talkin 2 u! He will make u 4get ur vincie pangs. ROFLMAO
This means you fag
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lol
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