So I have a shirt that says "i didn't murder anyone today"

Looking for an alibi? Thinking about knocking some dipshit off?

I have a Harley Davidson t shirt that says on the back “If you can read this the bitch fell off”

;)

Ur a terrible person 25 :(

Lmao 25.

I'm gonna have to return this box of detergent to Wally world if it keeps having attitude >:(

^ I laughed so hard when I brought the my new bike after seeing that, the sales manager at HD gave it to me.
;))

>:( I'm giving this awful detergent to a homeless person. Even Wally world wont take it back

^ that’s nice help the homeless ;)

Smash that like button

Can't go to Walmart without wanting to kill someone. At the minimum it feels like helping the gene pool

I've worn it to Walmart before, one of the workers there loved it

The description of a hot dancer - wearing a tight T-shirt - to Walmart - is excellent!

When you add that saying - about not murdering anyone today - it makes you much hotter! There’s nothing hotter than a sexy and violent dancer!

So delightfully bitchy!

Nice shirt! Pics or it didnt happen

Ugh I didn't take it to fl but it's this one

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/…

i really do believe that all women who avoid murdering a man deserve a gold fucking medal. Shit if I joined the military, it would be to murder men in massive quantities not even gonna lie. And legally!!!!!! Bonus points if Arabs fuck em.

The more you post about this shirt - and your ideas about murdering men - the hotter you get (in my perverted mind)! I’m loving this discussion!

Is it really murder if a woman wearing a burka kills a man ?

If men didn't like to fuck females there would be a bounty on them. :)

^ good point !

So ur saying if I put on a burka it's ok? :D sweet!