If you owned a strip club...

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dogsun
Ohio
How would you promote it?

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MackTruck
6 years ago
Word of Mouth
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MackTruck
6 years ago
And bikini car washes
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strippercutie404
6 years ago
Well apparently my boobs seem to work pretty well ;)
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nicespice
6 years ago
Get some gal to put an ad on a Facebook group, and put out an email to encourage questions.

But then don’t reply to any Facebook comments or the email. LOL
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wallanon
6 years ago
What MackTruck said. And TUSCL.
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Strip Club is a face to face business, retail. It is not like Amazon or Google.

Usually word does seem to spread. Locally we even have an on and off again underground, and these never have advertising or signage.

And with strip clubs, it is often their signage which is the most controversial.

SJ Merc News has been tough about such. But Arts and Entertainment paper, Metro, is fine. And then S.F. Chronicle has always, going back to the 1800's, advertised all manner of such things. Jim and Artie used it all the time, and courted favor with their reporters. Very important in mocking the cops when they had charges pending.

And then for business travelers and other regular travelers, we have TUSCL.

SJG

Bruce Chilton
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TJ Steet
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Jeff Healey, While My Guitar Gently Weeps
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twentyfive
6 years ago
I’d hire nice spice and Nina Bambina it would go viral
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Dblednmike
6 years ago
So it sounds like NiceSpice is NOT going to South Dakota?

Thier loss.
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Vantablack
6 years ago
If you do bikini car washes it better be done with the two bucket method and microfiber cloth!
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jsully63
6 years ago
Theme nights. 70’s disco party. 90’s grunge. Dirty teachers and schoolgirls. Big hair metal night. 50’s cheesecake. Dancers and customers should they choose to dress appropriately (except schoolgirls)
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Vantablack
6 years ago
Social media and themed events are honestly the best bet!

Video game and movie themed costumes to reel in people from every crowd
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
I’d put an ad in the local church bulliten.

The rates are very reasonable!
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DeclineToState
6 years ago
---> "Social media and themed events are honestly the best bet!"
--> "Video game and movie themed costumes to reel in people from every crowd."

^Unlikely to have any impact on the over 45 years old with disposable income regulars crowd is my guess.
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Clubber
6 years ago
Just open it. In S. Florida, they will come.
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
A lot to be said for Dennis Hof's idea of publicity stunts. But, he was doing this where the law prohibited advertising, but the operations of his brothels were 100% legal.

Very different for a typical strip club.

SJG

Interesting Old Thread
Favorite Strip Clubs of San_Jose_Guy?
https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php5?id…

TJ Street
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Nirvana - Aneurysm (Live at Reading 1992)
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Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit (Live at Reading 1992) w/ surprise into
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Dennis Hof's idea of using publicity stunts, for a licensed NV brothel, is a very good one.

Reflecting on this, the business is 100% legal, but advertising it is illegal. So Hof's idea makes perfect sense.

For a strip club very different. Strip clubs do very well with local news papers and the arts and entertainment newspapers.

But lets consider something else here. Suppose you do want to promote something over the Internet. How do you do it?

Well, having tried to make message boards go and trying to get traffic to other sites, it is hard.

Okay, but the ethic of the Internet is to give things away for free. So here on TUSCL we have free access to club listings and review intro's ( which tell you date of last review ) and free access to the forum. Not bad, draws lots of traffic, had done real well.

So in the future, any online promotion I want to do will also center on giving some stuff away for free.

Like I think you can distribute software from Free Software Foundation for free. You become an alternate and back up distribution site.

You can give away anything you have written.

A site I like lets you for free upload a picture and then it will give you back matching color codes. Makes nice websites, text and backgrounds matching a picture.

So to promote a strip club on the Internet?

I would do it by giving away for free some soft core pics.

So say you go to the site, you learn about the club, and you are also directed to a picture gallery. You will find some very high quality pics of girls. Could be nude or otherwise. They are watermarked, and copywritten. But you can look at them all you want. Gives bored, lonely, even broke, guys something to do.

Think about how many Instagram Pics Juice posts links to here, until he wins some more poker money and can go the strip clubs again.

If the pics get into fingering or dildos, then you must comply with the federal records keeping act.

Now you don't want to ever imply that this has anything to do with what the girls do at the club, or that those girls will be at the club. And you don't ever want to create any security problems for them. But I would put their stage names on the pics. I would also take them in front of a nice physical back drop which makes a mosaic out of the club name and logo. Kinda like the academy awards. But take the pics of the girl on stage, looking up at her, and with her on the stage floor, etc. Often I would be supplying her with what I want her to wear, and that is of course hers to keep, even shoes.

So the girl gets paid nicely, in a period of access fee waivers, but not cash. Contract covers if she quits, or is fired, or club closes, she is out of luck.

So maybe do all the girls when first hired. Maybe the best with customers will get a second turn.

Has to all be 100% legal and covered fully by well done contract. Don't want to make problems for anyone.

Now sure, lots will look at the pics and never come to the club, but that still boosts its search engine ranking. Try to get reviews on TUSCL and that neighborhood hipster site Yelp.

Again, giving away something for free, that is the Internet aesthetic. Pics would be much more explicit and nicer than most strip club sites. But need to post disclaimers so they don't insist on finding that girl, or on her living up to expectations. Maybe make it a linked in outsite sort of thing. But it draws the traffic and really advertises the clubs name. Flatters the girls too.

Always liked taking nudie pics of girls!

:) :) :)

So say the newest pics are in a VIP section which requires email registration or even that and a fee. The older pics are in the free sample part of the gallery.

Most of all what this needs is lawyers. Most everything about the adult entertainment industries, and really any kind of businesses, is specialist lawyers.

SJG

Why I’m Proud To Be A Middle-Aged Stripper
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Baker Gurwitz Army Live
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San Jose underground, thanks to Jackslash for finding this:
https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2015/1…

Howlin' Wolf
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