I went to my favorite club today and one of my usual favorites immediately joined me. She started by telling me the latest club gossip. From there she went on to tell me that she has started doing some porn. So I had to ask what name do I Google to see some of it. She said that it's a pay site that costs about $20 to join but that she would figure out a way to send me some free. She did show me a couple of clips on her cell phone and they were hard core.
Next she tells me that she wants me to do a porno with her. She said that I would have to get an STD check up first because they only shoot without condoms. And she said that if I don't want my face shown that they can shoot it without showing my face. I guess this means that my penis is big enough to be a porn actor. She told me that it pays pretty good.
I told her that I didn't need money that bad. I didn't tell her but I have my doubts that I would be able to perform with all the cameras, lights, etc. Some of you that have clubbed with me can probably guess who the stripper is. :)
" oh we're not going to show your face ". I don't think I would trust them on that.