I went to my favorite club today and one of my usual favorites immediately joined me. She started by telling me the latest club gossip. From there she went on to tell me that she has started doing some porn. So I had to ask what name do I Google to see some of it. She said that it's a pay site that costs about $20 to join but that she would figure out a way to send me some free. She did show me a couple of clips on her cell phone and they were hard core.
Next she tells me that she wants me to do a porno with her. She said that I would have to get an STD check up first because they only shoot without condoms. And she said that if I don't want my face shown that they can shoot it without showing my face. I guess this means that my penis is big enough to be a porn actor. She told me that it pays pretty good.
I told her that I didn't need money that bad. I didn't tell her but I have my doubts that I would be able to perform with all the cameras, lights, etc. Some of you that have clubbed with me can probably guess who the stripper is. :)
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last comment" oh we're not going to show your face ". I don't think I would trust them on that.
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The dancer must be hot. It’s impressive that she asked you to costar in one of her scenes.
What would your porn name be?
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Well you must be younger than Ron Jeremy so if he can do it.....
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Ron Jeremy is 11 years younger than me but maybe fatter. :)
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Yeah I always wondered about that. “If you were asked to do a live porn scene could you do it?” I don’t think I could, 5 guys in a room and half of them are holding something, and worst of all there’s probably some guy holding a light 4 inches away from your balls that can literally singe the hairs off them if he gets 1 more inch too close.
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I think it would be a lot of fun doing porn
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Main reason I don’t watch porn. Some things can’t be unseen......
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I've been in a couple bukake/gang bang porn videos. they let us wear masks to make sure the camera didn't accidentally get our faces
happened when I was young enough that worrying about performance wasn't an issue
my porn name was "man getting bj #4"
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If it’s a legit production you’ll have to give your SSN, real name and info. If you’re worried about that I wouldn’t do it. And If they don’t require that information i’d be highly suspicious
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If you're thinking about doing porn, you need to be able to jerk off for 60 minutes in a room with 20 other people and stay hard the entire time and then be able to come within 30 seconds of the director telling you to.
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i’d do it. i’m ready for my closeup mister de mille.
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Do it shadow!! Show all the 'net fans that we senior citizens can get the job done! ;-)
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It pays pretty well for female talent, not so much for men unless you’re a “BIG” name, or have some of the production.
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Shadow, I'm assuming you're retired, so no worries about workplace discovering you were in a porno. Are you concerned family/friends might see you?
Why not give it a try and if you can't perform, no harm done.
But I am in no way encouraging you to start on a path to immorality. My conscience couldn't handle that.
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A porn star name for Shadowcat??
How about "Redwood?" Older than dirt but still standing?
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Not really, according to this article. That's not much money for something that people are going to see for the rest of your life.
businessinsider.com
According to Spiegler, there is a relatively straightforward scale for performances by an in-demand actress:
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If she is doing 3-4 scenes a day...it can add up.
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Just two scenes a week is over $75k a year. That’s a pretty good part time job
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