What advice would you give a beginner?
Rimsonlight
Arizona
Saturday, August 18, 2018 8:28 AM
I will preface this by saying that I know this topic has been brought up before, (numerous times) in one way or another. I’ll also admit that my motive behind this is to write an article or two to serve as a guide. I know this has been done before as well, but I think it would be beneficial to have a more recent, generic and comprehensive guide available.
Most of what I’m adding is from reading the advice of the more experienced vets from various discussions and articles and some is from personal experience.
Part 1: Do Your Research
This website is an invaluable resource and well worth being a vip member. First you should familiarize yourself with terms used on here by checking out the glossary at the bottom of the website. Next use the “strip club list” section to familiarize yourself with the clubs in your area. I find it most useful to sort by “most recent review” so you can have a better idea of what the current state of that club is.
Step 2: Club Preparation
I think the most important thing to do before going to a club is deciding on a budget and to sticking to it. The best way to do this is to set aside the cash you’re willing to spend and only take that money with you into the club. Stick to the principle that once you’ve spent that money then you are done. You can bring an emergency reserve fund with you but have it somewhere out of the way like in your vehicle or a pocket that you don’t normally use.
Don’t be a slob: Yes the main thing a stripper is going to care about is your money. That said you’re more likely to have a better experience at the club if you go there with the idea that you’re going on a first date. It’s pretty simple make sure you don’t smell and dress nicely. No you don’t need to wear a suit, but you shouldn’t be wearing jeans mostly because it’s a coarse material and if you’re going to get a dance from a girl that’s going to be uncomfortable for her.
Step 3: Club Etiquette
The best way I’ve seen this summarized is 1. Don’t be an asshole and 2. Don’t be a little bitch
Always remember that this is a business and you are the customer. While you might not always be able to get the service you want, you should absolutely refuse a service you don’t want. Don’t be a jackass if a dancer you’re not interested in asks you for a dance a simple “no thank you” should be enough most of the time. You should either sit at the bar or at one of the tables or chairs away from the stage. If you’re going to sit at the stage when a dancer is doing a routine you should tip a couple of bucks throughout the routine. Respect a dancers boundaries either ask her outright if she’s ok with what you want to do or make your intentions known and read her body language. For example if you want to grab her breasts put your hands on her side and slowly start to slide them towards her tits if she stops you by moving away or blocking you with her arm she’s not comfortable with it and you shouldn’t push it. Finally don’t get drunk and don’t be obnoxious. The last thing you want is for some bouncer to rough you up for being an idiot.
Step 4: Avoiding Getting Ripped Off
If the first thing a dancer says when she approaches you is “do you wanna dance?” chances are that dance isn’t going to be very enjoyable. If she sits down on your lap and at least makes the effort to pretend to be interested in you there’s a better chance that she’ll make more of an effort for you to enjoy any dances you do get from her. At first you should avoid the high end rooms like a champagne room until you learn how to feel out a dancer. You can usually get a better feel for them by going to the VIP area which is usually between $20-$100. Very often they’ll make vague promises to up-sell you but they won’t always follow through. Don’t let your dick think for you.
Step 5: Tipping
If you’re going to order a drink at the bar or from a waitress give them a $1-$2 tip. If you’re getting multiple good dances from a girl either on the floor or the vip area I usually do a small tip around 1/4 or 1/2 of a regular dance if the dances are really good the most I’ll ever tip is the amount of an extra dance.
So what do you guys think? For the next intermediate part I was thinking that the focus should be on getting the “most out of your visits” the parts I was thinking of including is utilizing technology for example using Shazam to keep track of song count, ITC extras which can include becoming known as a semi-regular and setting up OTC. Also probably include a part of posting informative yet not explicit (kill the golden goose) reviews.
If there were to be a third part it would be about OTC, ATF’s and actually having a relationship with a dancer but I don’t have any experience with that.
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