Should I shred my PL card?

You know how I know you’re gay?

You pussy

-->"I'm driving to Miami Gardens tomorrow and not going to hit up Tootsie's. No homo."

Fixed.

BTW your dick got shredded long ago, you’re more like one of those gas station floppy wavy shits than a real person ;)

LOL

All y'all can go fuck yourselves.

I'm taking my son to a game at Hard Rock Stadium. It's not by choice that I don't stop in.

Every time I drive by a Costco I am reminded of Tootsies. I love that place.

Shailynn, please change that avatar !

flag, have fun at Tootsies. There is a running rumor that they took down the curtains in the VIP upstairs recently. Please check that out. And FYI. Downstairs in the VIP, it's $80 for 30 minutes. If you tip the VIP valet $10, they will give you an extra 30 minutes. You still have to negotiate with the girl. But that way, you aren't hurried at all.

Wait a minute, I just re-read that post. Your NOT going to Tootsies ???? You are definitely a PL then !

Shred your ManCard, you're still a PL.

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It’s okay, I’ve been to Detroit several times and not entered a strip club. What’s worse? Actually driving past Flught Club and not going in - ugh!!!

Don't shred it, it's probably the only card you have left

Don't ever leave you son locked in a parked car.

In Puzo's the Godfather they talk about the men who gamble at their place near the beach. For some it is light. But there are others who have given up on family life, and they bet heavier.

We all need to make choices and take responsibility for those choices.

SJG

-->"Don't shred it, it's probably the only card you have left"

I'm pretty sure he's got his Frequent customer card for Vajazzle Fabulous. Two more vajazzles, and he gets a free vajazzle.

I will be at the u shaped stage in the afternoon with another viejo who I nicknamed badnews53. We play a game called "Sniff the Pussy." We sit at the tipping rail for about ninety minutes and tip the girls. At the end of about twenty sets/rotations, we have to describe in detail for one minute the looks of which girl had the best smelling pussy without smiling or laughing. The loser has to pay for the winner's burger at the Fuddruckers in Hialeah.

Dibs on partying with mikeym and badnews53

Completely serious! Hope you chumps know you'll be buying the burgers :)

LOL. That is some funny $#!&

Maybe I ought to start stage sitting next time I go to a nude club. But that gets expensive for the equivalent of air dances.

Before we get to Tootsies, Badnews and I meet at the Bank of America on SR 7 (It's a block away from the club.) and each get sixty 1s. That covers two beers and the tipping. The loser pays for the burgers with credit card.

You didn’t call no homo on that @mikeym that’s close to the edge there, it’s almost a reach around;)

You didn’t call no homo on that @mikeym that’s close to the edge there, it’s almost a reach around;)

This is no joke, y'all! I was chillin with my homeboy Pigpen at the club and we went to the men's room to get away from a stripper who just wouldn't take the hint.

The long and the short of it is that neither one of us remembered to call no homo and we ended up fuckin in the stall until one of the bouncers had to take a shit.

Pigpen saw him first peeking over the top of the stall and called no homo then, but I think the bouncer might have said something to Diamond because she was acting strange and didn't bring Tomato over for a three-way wallet draining.

^Ahh mikeym is alright, he’s another Miami oldtimer like me, speaks his mind and has a bit of fun with the ladies.

JS69,

He says, "Every time I drive by a Costco I am reminded of Tootsies. I love that place."

Interestingly, Tootsies used to be a BJ's Wholesale Club.

crazy thing about PL cards. You tear them and 2 grow back in its place. Best to just lock it away when the time comes.