Forgive me father for I have sinned. Since my last confession I have paid too much for an LDK. At a club where I pay $70 for three she charged me $100. She was a hot 23 yr old 8+ Russian that looked like Anne Hathaway. Her all natural perky 34 C-cups tempted me like the devil himself. Heal me, brother.
BrotherFogGorn I want you to pray for brother Juice. He’s so addicted to sex he’s even having sex in the video games he plays. He’s also addicted to peanut butter banana milkshakes and I don’t want him to get fat again.
I will pray for him. But I will be praying for you also shailynn. I will be praying thst you can meet the man of your dreams and cum out of the closet very soon. It's okay my son. The lawerd will help you
Brother Foghorn has reviewed clubs in Tijuana and Thailand. My guess is the lord has stricken him with a strong case of the burning bush. Funny how we all find God in our darkest times.
Lol, if there's a heaven, I hope it's a place where you can crack jokes all the time and pay for sex. Wonder if FogHorn's congregation takes atheists and agnostics?
@ shaylinn... you will kneel before me and pray so hard that when the spirit cums you will be choked up. You will have the confidence to cum out of the closet and rejoice in the church of tuscl
We take anyone who is true to themselves and their desires. You ca crack jokes and laugh at farts until your heart is content my son. The only rewuirement is confessions and praying hard
"Random the more important question is “can I have sex in hell? “"
@ shailynn... if you do not be true to yourself and cum out of the closet, you will be forever dammed to jacking yourself off
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Forgive me father for I have sinned. Since my last confession I have paid too much for an LDK. At a club where I pay $70 for three she charged me $100. She was a hot 23 yr old 8+ Russian that looked like Anne Hathaway. Her all natural perky 34 C-cups tempted me like the devil himself. Heal me, brother.
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You are forgiven son, next time keep your wallet in your pants
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BrotherFogGorn I want you to pray for brother Juice. He’s so addicted to sex he’s even having sex in the video games he plays. He’s also addicted to peanut butter banana milkshakes and I don’t want him to get fat again.
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I will pray for him. But I will be praying for you also shailynn. I will be praying thst you can meet the man of your dreams and cum out of the closet very soon. It's okay my son. The lawerd will help you
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Are you asking me on a date brotherfoghorn? I didn’t realize you were catholic!?!?
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Shailynne I will get the fog horns ready for you when you come pray with me
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I’m not kneeling in front of you buddy! San Jose Guy and Fishsticks will.
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Hahaha you still in the closet shaylin?
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God bless America
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Brother Foghorn has reviewed clubs in Tijuana and Thailand. My guess is the lord has stricken him with a strong case of the burning bush. Funny how we all find God in our darkest times.
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Lol, if there's a heaven, I hope it's a place where you can crack jokes all the time and pay for sex. Wonder if FogHorn's congregation takes atheists and agnostics?
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Got a young one kneeling at the altar of Spill right now. Do you put hands on back of head to anoint them, brother ?
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Random the more important question is “can I have sex in hell? “
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Brother Fag horns, I will pound your pussy into jello
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@ NJBALLER I was branging them dancers to the lawerd
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Fulfilling my preachin obligation to the congregation
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@ shaylinn... you will kneel before me and pray so hard that when the spirit cums you will be choked up. You will have the confidence to cum out of the closet and rejoice in the church of tuscl
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We take anyone who is true to themselves and their desires. You ca crack jokes and laugh at farts until your heart is content my son. The only rewuirement is confessions and praying hard
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"Random the more important question is “can I have sex in hell? “"
@ shailynn... if you do not be true to yourself and cum out of the closet, you will be forever dammed to jacking yourself off
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Brotherfoghorn lets have a revival in tj. We can all meet at border and have service at hk! Sjg can even bring his goat!
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