TUSCL April Challenge - "StripperWeb Poster Boy"

This might be the hardest challenge.
Not for faint of heart.

On your next visit to strip club, decide to play "stripperweb posterboy" - a decently dressed customer who pays money just for the company of a dancer.

So inside the club, you settle down with your favorite drink while enjoying the view on stage(s) and pleasant scenery around you.
In time, you have an acceptable dancer on your lap (either summoned by you or a fly-by). Let's call her Tifanny.
You are finally ready for a dance.
Say this -
"I need a dance" [Say exactly this. Never, Ever say I need dances!]
Tifanny gets ready to start.
Add this -
"Gosh Tiffany, you are so hot, and sexy - I'd pay you just to hang out with you."
"Anything else you are gonna do is just Bonus."
"Gift from god."
"In fact - Ima gonna keep my hands behind my back"
And then (1) smile and (2) ease back. And (3) relax.

Report results here.


14 comments

  • rogertex
    7 years ago
    If the dancer has not walked off writing you off as a "FREAK!" - things are going well.

    Always start with one dance only. Not just for this challenge - but always.
    Really - ending of the current dance tells me if I enjoyed and only then flag dancer for "one more dance please".
    Dancer will give twice the effort when she thinks the current dance is the last dance - and she must earn the next one.
    Plus subsequent dances get better and better. Until they stop getting better. And then you stop and thanks dancer for her performance.
    Dancer leaves very satisfied thinking "gee - I turned one dance into 4 from a tough and fair customer. I must be something."
  • rogertex
    7 years ago
    Disclaimer and Notes:

    1. TUSCL April Challenge is mostly geared for Texas. May not apply in Air Dance regions of USA. Texas - two-way contact and hard grind for $20 is the norm.

    2. TUSCL members are aware of stripperweb. But out in the field, very few hot dancers have heard of that site, let alone being active on it. So stripperweb is really nerdy, older dancers who have lots of time on their hands. Don't use the word stripperweb in this challenge. Hotties don't know what it is.

    3. The challenge is likely to result is an "all out" erotic assault by the dancer on you. Your hands will be forced out from behind your back and guided towards all the forbidden regions. Just beware!
  • Jascoi
    7 years ago
    i’ve done this behavior during my early times of clubin.
  • georgmicrodong
    7 years ago
    This isn’t a “challenge”. It’s ludicrous.
  • Subraman
    7 years ago
    I dunno, if you're gonna be the StripperWeb posterboy, you might as well go all out, e.g., Every time you turn a stripper down for a dance, thank her profusely for asking you and tip her $5
  • Trish_Club_Lust
    7 years ago
    I would take your money and laugh and laufh and laff and hahahaha. The girls would live that story in the locker room
  • Trish_Club_Lust
    7 years ago
    And fuck off mofo. I got your money honey
  • rogertex
    7 years ago
    Good tip Subra. I'd top that $5 inconvenience fee with a liquor shot for the rejected dancer.

    GMD - it is ludicrous. It is ridonculus. Hence "challenging".

  • rogertex
    7 years ago
    justme62 - me too!
    But we get to re-live foolhardy acts at least once a year.
  • georgmicrodong
    7 years ago
    A “challenge” is something that’s supposed to be hard. Being lame isn’t hard or challenging.
  • Trish_Club_Lust
    7 years ago
    Right george. I will blow jobber you for that one
  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    I’d rather flush my money down the toilet.

    When will you have a fun challenge - like wadding up a bunch of cash - pushing it inside of a dancer - and then asking her to tell you how much cash is in her gash? If she’s within $2 either way - she keeps what’s in there...
  • PaulDrake
    7 years ago
    Also if you want to talk to her you must pay her the cost of a dance for each song.
  • rogertex
    7 years ago
    Fellas this was written on April 1st.
    Subraman got it and played along

    .... but I like Cashman's challenge !
    just a minor detail - what if dancer's guess is off my more than $2 - does she return the cash in her gash back to you?
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