Stip Club Categories
GACA
Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Think we need a glossary of terms where we can quickly categorize the strip club instead of long-winded explanations which are quite honestly a pain in the ass to have to type on the phone where I do most of my reviews.
For example:
Follies -- MSHE
PP Cola -- MLME
UTCab- MXNE
Papis Clubs -- BSHE
First letter is stripper predominant types : M mixed B black L latina W white
2nd Letter for size L M S or X(L)
Last two for expected extra availability High Medium Low
For example:
Follies -- MSHE
PP Cola -- MLME
UTCab- MXNE
Papis Clubs -- BSHE
First letter is stripper predominant types : M mixed B black L latina W white
2nd Letter for size L M S or X(L)
Last two for expected extra availability High Medium Low
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Might want to think about adding price
C Cheap
K. Kinda expensive
E. expensive
I. Insanely expensive
SJG
Want to distinguish between dives where anything goes, and show clubs and Deja Vu places. Also want to identify places where front room makeout sessions + DATY + DIV are likely, and also places where you can just walk a girl to a motel, without her having to take off her stripper shoes. Just a cover up needed.
SJG
1. Top tier, true gentleman’s club with upscale decor and drinks, classy service, and 7-up dancers
2. Second tier gentleman’s club with decent decor and a mix of dancers rated 6-8.
3. Smaller club targeting a local clientele.
4. Dive with cheap dances and drinks and no dancers higher than 7.
Along with a mileage measure
U. Majority of dancers offer extras in VIP and/or high mileage floor dances
H. Extras are available from the right dancer in VIP and floor dance allow some mutual contact
L Extras not available in VIP and limited contact on the floor
I think these 2 categories would tell me 80% of what I want to know about a club.
But ethnicity is definitely a driver for a lot of us to venture into clubs. I want to know what club flavor I'm walking into .
And the assumption that only top tears have hot chicks 7up not really a true correlation, I've been to plenty of Dives where there are some pretty hot girls so that's why I suggested the category should just be small, medium, and large with maybe a tear for how expensive it is (JS69) as an indicator as to what type of Club it is IE gentleman's, local mid, dive etc
So maybe the codes could be
Predominant ethnicity (even in the mix Club there is a predominant ethnic group, and I'm using ethnicity and race interchangeably not going to break it down by irish, italian, Greek or Mexican vs. Colombian like who gives a shit)
Ethnic:
W white B black L latina A Asian M mixed (when there isn't a true predominant group)
Size: L M S X(L)
Cost: V(ery expensive) E(xpensive) R(easonable) C(heap)
Extras:
U(ltra High) --like Follies and Detroit
H(eavy) -- happens often enough but YMMV
L(ow) -- 2way contact but probably OTC
N(o go zone) - Air Dances and low OTC%
Attactive:
7(and up)
5(mostly average)
3(desperate time)
0(no go zone)
So Follies Day Time would be: MSCU5
PP Greenville could've been: WMRH7
Any club in Augusta: MSRN0
Best would be:
I love it.
It's OK.
It blows (not figuratively).
Truthfully, I don't care what other say about a club. The only category of yours that would concern me is the first.
-- Not dive
#fixeditforyou
SJG
SJG