Low entry cost $0-$10
Cheap conversation with a sexy lady usually the cost of a drink or two $10-$20
Cheap T n A in your face at stage for just a few bucks $1-$3
If you need her in your lap and grind on your erection while you play and suck on her biscuits $10-$20
Not the guaranteed of sex but it's the excitement of the questionable possibilities that it might happen that's blood pumping addictive
I look forward to the day when my spending in strip clubs seems like peanuts compared to the income I make. I'm not there yet.