Things i still love about strip clubs

Low entry cost $0-$10

Cheap conversation with a sexy lady usually the cost of a drink or two $10-$20

Cheap T n A in your face at stage for just a few bucks $1-$3

If you need her in your lap and grind on your erection while you play and suck on her biscuits $10-$20

Not the guaranteed of sex but it's the excitement of the questionable possibilities that it might happen that's blood pumping addictive