Have you ever experienced QUEEFING

Queef is no big deal, happened plenty of times.

Now a fart is a different story :(

Had one fart during a lap dance once that made my eyes water.

Once, she followed it up by saying something along the lines of "I'm going to need someone to shove something in there to stop that."

Up until that point I was pushing for FS, but that killed the mood. I couldn't help but think of how many things had been shoved in there during her shift to cause it.

Dblednmike that would be the fastest way to end a dance.

I'm not familiar with it.

At least you didnt get the McD's treatment. That would have been a shitty mess

Never had it in a strip club. That’s odd - unless you were fucking her - it’s unusual.

Did you have to pay extra for the queefs?

What is a queef? It's not in the dictionary or the glossary.

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^^ It's a pussy fart

Only when banging, usually doggy style. Sometimes when switching from doggie to missionary the queef is imminent. She can’t help it.

It was odd, and it was in a vip room. Did not enjoy.

Never had it happen during a dance. During sex, sure. It happens. I don’t mind. I like the sounds of sex.

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JohnTitor, you are supposed to be 18yo before they let you get into a strip club. Did your mom write you a permission note? Is that how you are getting in?

Skillful cocksmiths know how to let air get out, and then how to pull back some to create vacuum and then rotate their girl's hips some to give her a nice g-spot massage and send her into orbit.

SJG

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