Have you ever experienced QUEEFING

13 comments

• Dblednmike

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  7 years ago

  Queef is no big deal, happened plenty of times.
  
  Now a fart is a different story :(
  
  Had one fart during a lap dance once that made my eyes water.
• whodey

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  7 years ago

  Once, she followed it up by saying something along the lines of "I'm going to need someone to shove something in there to stop that."
  
  Up until that point I was pushing for FS, but that killed the mood. I couldn't help but think of how many things had been shoved in there during her shift to cause it.
• whodey

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  7 years ago

  Dblednmike that would be the fastest way to end a dance.
• orionsmith

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  7 years ago

  I'm not familiar with it.
• crazyjoe

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  7 years ago

  At least you didnt get the McD's treatment. That would have been a shitty mess
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  Never had it in a strip club. That’s odd - unless you were fucking her - it’s unusual.
• orangepicture

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  7 years ago

  Did you have to pay extra for the queefs?
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  What is a queef? It's not in the dictionary or the glossary.
  
  https://www.merriam-webster.com
• orangepicture

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  7 years ago

  ^^ It's a pussy fart
• Mate27

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  7 years ago

  Only when banging, usually doggy style. Sometimes when switching from doggie to missionary the queef is imminent. She can’t help it.
• JohnTitor

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  7 years ago

  It was odd, and it was in a vip room. Did not enjoy.
• doctorevil

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  7 years ago

  Never had it happen during a dance. During sex, sure. It happens. I don’t mind. I like the sounds of sex.
• san_jose_guy

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  7 years ago

  https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p…
  
  JohnTitor, you are supposed to be 18yo before they let you get into a strip club. Did your mom write you a permission note? Is that how you are getting in?
  
  Skillful cocksmiths know how to let air get out, and then how to pull back some to create vacuum and then rotate their girl's hips some to give her a nice g-spot massage and send her into orbit.
  
  SJG
  
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  Embodying Osiris: The Secrets of Alchemical Transformation, by Thom Cavalli (2010)
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  Led Zeppelin, Earl's Court, 1975
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