Well ..... you can imagine the scenario. I reluctantly agree to take one of my CF to Target to get "a shower curtin and mat" for her new apartment. First mistake is getting a cart. She star ts throwing shit in there like she's on a game show and only has 90 seconds. I'm in a push over mood and good with money so I keep saying"O.K.". Then I gotta carry the stuff to a 3rd floor walk up! Second mistake...stay away from cosmetics/ bath body products. Strippers are obsessed with this stuff. I truly don't know what half of it is....but for little containers it ain't cheap. Then when we get to the car she has another $50 bucks worth she's shop lifted..... This happened a while ago but I just thought of it and it made me chuckle. Gentleman......Beware!
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last commentActually had one take me shopping once and bought me some boots. Was quite a lot of fun.
CP
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Yeah, that's why I'm not into using strippers as pretend girlfriends, one is just an ATM - if $$$ was not an issue for me then I wouldn't sweat-it but I'm not in that position
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The closest I got was stopping at a convenience store so that she could buy cigarettes. :) I hated shopping with my ex wife.
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With strippers often times the more you give the more they want/expect- one's generosity will often be used against them
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Took my ATF to buy a truck, but I sure didn't pay for it!
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sc,
Shopping with the wife, the worst.
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I have. I took the ATF once and had a similar experience, minus the shoplifting. lol
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Agree with Papi, the more you give the more they expect.
That may not apply to all strippers but most of them.
I used to think that taking the CF shopping would be fun, but after reading multiple posts about it on TUSCL, it is off my bucket list.
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Was going to answer No, but then a suppressed memory resurfaced and I remembered that I had a similar situation with a stripper and a Target.
Must be in Chapter 1 of the StripperWeb Guide for Milking A PL
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Many, many years ago I took a stripper to buy crack. As I stared down the barrel of a pistol (undercover cop), I thought to myself: "bad idea". That was in 1988. Last time I have seen a stripper outside of a club, other than the ones I run into in Family Court.
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I’ve done it.
Like many things I’ve regretted now, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
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I banged this hot Korean girl, and then we went to a gas station so she could buy cigarettes. That's it! I think I got off cheap.
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No. Never have. Never will.
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3 times, but they were all Wal-Mart trips, and the strippers did at least set a modest budget beforehand with me.
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I bought a stripper tampons once.
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I’ve done it before, won’t do it again.
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You guys are teaching me something. Any time I've been in Walmart or Target late at night and I've seen a smokin' hot woman with a less than average looking guy and something seems to be odd about that particular couple, it's probably been a stripper going on a shopping spree. I'd probably take a stripper shopping provided that we were going to get her the basic essentials and that this courtesy would act as being my tip. But I'm not taking her shopping just because she's cute. There are too many other decent women that won't look a gift horse in the mouth.
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