Done Clubbing for the Foreseeable Future

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LecherousMonk
Mom's basement
My favorite club got busted and only air dances are available now. Might be different in VIP, but I don't know. I know these things go in cycles, with the amount of contact allowed increases as the time from the latest batch of citations decreases, but still . . . I think we can all agree air dances are worthless, so I will be using this opportunity to wean myself off clubbing and explore other pay-to-play venues, such as SA, yanky wanky, or, I hate to say it, BP.

Gonna have to save up for the next month, though, so I can afford to go to Detroit and see what all the fuss is about before I call it quits.

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jackslash
7 years ago
You better come before they take down the curtains at the Penthouse Club.
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Liwet
7 years ago
What's BP?
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vincemichaels
7 years ago
Be careful if you go the yanky-wanky route. Mamisan has added a surcharge to all massage sessions that include yanky-wanky.
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maho
7 years ago
Curtains up, and alive and well, at Penthouse Club this past Tuesday through Friday. :-)
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Jdobbs84
7 years ago
@Liwet Bp is backpage you can find other mongering activities like you used to on craigslist
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samsung1
7 years ago
He is talking about kahoots in columbus.the 30 dances used to be lap dances but now air dances. Not worth 30.
Sirens in town has improved and is a good alternative to kahoots since the bust.
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samsung1
7 years ago
Also if you are stuck in columbus and don't want to make the 3 hour drive to detroit check out dayton ohio clubs like cheeks.
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rl27
7 years ago
Dayton isn't as good an option either. Cheeks has gotten a lot more careful since Harem was forced to shut down.
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JohnSmith69
7 years ago
You’ll never quit after you go to Detroit.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
7 years ago
No. Not Backpage. It's a rat's nest. Escorts are a perfectly acceptable solution if clubbing is no longer working for you.
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Liwet
7 years ago
I don't like it when people use unfamiliar acronyms.
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vincemichaels
7 years ago
Yeah, come to Detwaa, Samantha and many more await to drain your wallets and penis. LOL While your'e here, ask to have some of jackslash's world famous lasagna.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
7 years ago
"I don't like it when people use unfamiliar acronyms."

You're going to be very unhappy here.
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Dominic77
7 years ago
I never understood why so many on here when to the titty bar so often anyway. To each his own, of course, but that's my view. It's a lot of money.
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