Done Clubbing for the Foreseeable Future

LecherousMonk
Mom's basement
My favorite club got busted and only air dances are available now. Might be different in VIP, but I don't know. I know these things go in cycles, with the amount of contact allowed increases as the time from the latest batch of citations decreases, but still . . . I think we can all agree air dances are worthless, so I will be using this opportunity to wean myself off clubbing and explore other pay-to-play venues, such as SA, yanky wanky, or, I hate to say it, BP.

Gonna have to save up for the next month, though, so I can afford to go to Detroit and see what all the fuss is about before I call it quits.

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  • jackslash
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    7 years ago
    You better come before they take down the curtains at the Penthouse Club.
  • Liwet
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    7 years ago
    What's BP?
  • vincemichaels
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    7 years ago
    Be careful if you go the yanky-wanky route. Mamisan has added a surcharge to all massage sessions that include yanky-wanky.
  • maho
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    7 years ago
    Curtains up, and alive and well, at Penthouse Club this past Tuesday through Friday. :-)
  • Jdobbs84
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    7 years ago
    @Liwet Bp is backpage you can find other mongering activities like you used to on craigslist
  • samsung1
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    7 years ago
    He is talking about kahoots in columbus.the 30 dances used to be lap dances but now air dances. Not worth 30.
    Sirens in town has improved and is a good alternative to kahoots since the bust.
  • samsung1
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    7 years ago
    Also if you are stuck in columbus and don't want to make the 3 hour drive to detroit check out dayton ohio clubs like cheeks.
  • rl27
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    7 years ago
    Dayton isn't as good an option either. Cheeks has gotten a lot more careful since Harem was forced to shut down.
  • JohnSmith69
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    7 years ago
    You’ll never quit after you go to Detroit.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    7 years ago
    No. Not Backpage. It's a rat's nest. Escorts are a perfectly acceptable solution if clubbing is no longer working for you.
  • Liwet
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    7 years ago
    I don't like it when people use unfamiliar acronyms.
  • vincemichaels
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    7 years ago
    Yeah, come to Detwaa, Samantha and many more await to drain your wallets and penis. LOL While your'e here, ask to have some of jackslash's world famous lasagna.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    7 years ago
    "I don't like it when people use unfamiliar acronyms."

    You're going to be very unhappy here.
  • Dominic77
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    7 years ago
    I never understood why so many on here when to the titty bar so often anyway. To each his own, of course, but that's my view. It's a lot of money.
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