Done Clubbing for the Foreseeable Future

Dec 3, 2017, 6:35 PM

My favorite club got busted and only air dances are available now. Might be different in VIP, but I don't know. I know these things go in cycles, with the amount of contact allowed increases as the time from the latest batch of citations decreases, but still . . . I think we can all agree air dances are worthless, so I will be using this opportunity to wean myself off clubbing and explore other pay-to-play venues, such as SA, yanky wanky, or, I hate to say it, BP.

Gonna have to save up for the next month, though, so I can afford to go to Detroit and see what all the fuss is about before I call it quits.

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jackslash8 years ago

You better come before they take down the curtains at the Penthouse Club.

Liwet8 years ago

What's BP?

vincemichaels8 years ago

Be careful if you go the yanky-wanky route. Mamisan has added a surcharge to all massage sessions that include yanky-wanky.

maho8 years ago

Curtains up, and alive and well, at Penthouse Club this past Tuesday through Friday. :-)

Jdobbs848 years ago

@Liwet Bp is backpage you can find other mongering activities like you used to on craigslist

samsung18 years ago

He is talking about kahoots in columbus.the 30 dances used to be lap dances but now air dances. Not worth 30. Sirens in town has improved and is a good alternative to kahoots since the bust.

samsung18 years ago

Also if you are stuck in columbus and don't want to make the 3 hour drive to detroit check out dayton ohio clubs like cheeks.

rl278 years ago

Dayton isn't as good an option either. Cheeks has gotten a lot more careful since Harem was forced to shut down.

JohnSmith698 years ago

You’ll never quit after you go to Detroit.

Call.Me.Ishmael8 years ago

No. Not Backpage. It's a rat's nest. Escorts are a perfectly acceptable solution if clubbing is no longer working for you.

Liwet8 years ago

I don't like it when people use unfamiliar acronyms.

vincemichaels8 years ago

Yeah, come to Detwaa, Samantha and many more await to drain your wallets and penis. LOL While your'e here, ask to have some of jackslash's world famous lasagna.

Call.Me.Ishmael8 years ago

"I don't like it when people use unfamiliar acronyms."

You're going to be very unhappy here.

Dominic778 years ago

I never understood why so many on here when to the titty bar so often anyway. To each his own, of course, but that's my view. It's a lot of money.