How much MONEY does it cost to satisfy your EMOTIONAL NEEDS In strip clubs?

Zero dollars. I don't even know what emotional needs you are talking about. Maybe some guys have an emotional need to let a dancer do some bump and grind in a lap dance where she spins around and looks sexy. If anything I feel like some dancers have some emotional needs and seem drawn to me. If a nice looking dancer wants to sit in my lap without even saying anything to me, I'll let her. I've had an occasion where two dancers took one leg each to sit on me. Made me wonder if they had emotionally needy pussies after a while. They had bikini bottoms on though. I think there was a shortage of chairs. Didn't have any other dancers bother me during that time.