He sure talks tough on the Internet: "I'll dump your body in the Detroit River", "I fuckin' served in the military in Vietnam".
In reality, though, he can be found in the parking lot of Bogart's giving $10 BBBJs and licking ass cracks for only $5 more.


Is it $15 for a BBBJ and ass licking? Or can I just get my ass licked for $5? I'm not sure if getting a BBBJ would be too faggity - so I'd rather have him rim my arse. If he wears a wig - I'll take both!
His posts are incredible farces - and therefore I find them comical.