The Dick Dodger and Dick Clocker Dancer
SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance
Let's talk about these kinds of dancers. We have all encountered them and got dances with them that were not that great because the dick dodger type just barely kept you hard and provided very low contact and the dick clocker type just beat your dick down without even a chance of an erection. I typically don't get dances anymore with either type once I realize that is how they dance. I'm curious how others feel about them.
This is a generality only and putting the fact that it just may be inexperience aside, I think these types of dancers really don't like men and dick in general and it comes about in their dance style.
Of the two, the dodger is the lesser of the two evils. She is still providing an arousing tease even though it is just the bare minimum. She teases the dick and gets it hard and she knows what it takes to do that, but again because it isn't her thing, she does as minimal as possible. Also in doing this she can play the extend the dance ROB game on you.
Now the clocker on the other hand really doesn't like dick at all. She provides a faux GFE/hot-for-you dance under the guise of super aggression. She really sits down on your lap hard, grinds hard, and plays the dance up as a dancer that wants to rock your world. I know some guys may be totally into this, but seriously, I don't see how some of these moves can be actually stimulating at all. And I'm talking the dancer is still attractive as fuck. She's also the type that the minute you do get a boner and she knows it, she immediately does an aggressive boner-killing move (i.e. she clocks it). Again, the only explanation that I have for this outside of inexperience is that they just don't like dick.
This is a generality only and putting the fact that it just may be inexperience aside, I think these types of dancers really don't like men and dick in general and it comes about in their dance style.
Of the two, the dodger is the lesser of the two evils. She is still providing an arousing tease even though it is just the bare minimum. She teases the dick and gets it hard and she knows what it takes to do that, but again because it isn't her thing, she does as minimal as possible. Also in doing this she can play the extend the dance ROB game on you.
Now the clocker on the other hand really doesn't like dick at all. She provides a faux GFE/hot-for-you dance under the guise of super aggression. She really sits down on your lap hard, grinds hard, and plays the dance up as a dancer that wants to rock your world. I know some guys may be totally into this, but seriously, I don't see how some of these moves can be actually stimulating at all. And I'm talking the dancer is still attractive as fuck. She's also the type that the minute you do get a boner and she knows it, she immediately does an aggressive boner-killing move (i.e. she clocks it). Again, the only explanation that I have for this outside of inexperience is that they just don't like dick.
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The dick clocker on the other hand can be controlled to an extent by posture changes on your part, denying her ability to crush the life out of your dick. These dances can end up quite enjoyable. I have never been able to LDK, so hopefully I can find a nice stripper to not only wind it up, but will also work it out.
@Bj99, I am of delicate dick in part because I go commando and all I have is a few layers of thin polyester down there. Some of it has to do with clothing too. Denim with underwear is a completely different dance experience. And even if I don't say anything, I still do things to guard my junk like use my hands to lessen the blows. Sometimes this helps and I can work with that dancer and get my LDK but there are still some clockers that aren't interested in responding to my cues and the beatings continue.
Oh and as long as you don't think you can LDK, you won't.
But all that said I'm telling you there are certain dancers that I truly believe don't like dick and this is why no amount of feedback will work. And I have had dancers of both types that learned to change their dances for the better so it is not like I don't know how to give the feedback.
@Bj99 Can you give a dancer's input as to the best way a PL should give feedback to a dancer's methods. I would love your perspective on this.
The clockers can be fun. I like it rough - and I'll tell a clocker to go harder. If she increases the intensity - and anger - I'll get very close to an LDK. The release after getting a clocker can be intense and messy - but quite enjoyable!