Funny story about a bachelor party

7/30/2017 8:02:36 AM

I was recently catching up with a buddy of mine who I had not seen in a while. He is getting married soon and the discussion led to ideas for a bachelor party. He told me about a bachelor party he went to several years ago at a strip club. He did not say where it was, but I assume it was either in Detroit or Flint, based on where this guy has lived over the past 5 years.

At this party, the bachelor made a very big mistake. He got drunk. After it was clearly obvious he was wasted, a stripper came up to him and pulled out his dick. Then she proceeded to give him BBFS. Afterwards, she told him, "That will be $300." He was in complete shock about what had just happened. Next thing you know, a couple of bouncers came over and escorted him to an ATM so he could withdraw the money that he "owed" her. The next day he got tested and thankfully everything came out to be OK.

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twentyfive

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7 years ago

Mamisan do you offer free coupons for a test ride?

shadowcat

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7 years ago

Speaking of bachelor parties I was told by a Follies stripper yesterday that a group of guys came in Friday for a bachelor party and all were dressed in drag. Sorry I missed that. :)

rh48hr

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7 years ago

That doesn't sound funny at all. Quite frankly every time I see a bachelor party at the club, the dude gets abused on stage. One time I thought the dudes dick would break from the pounding OTP they put it through.

I remember specifically asking my best man not to put me on stage when I had my bachelor party. They just bought me a shit ton of dances.

Uprightcitizen

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7 years ago

That could have been a pretty short marriage after newlyweds started having issues down there. Seriously non-brilliant if you really want the marriage work. At least wait till later when she doesnt put out anymore or you get a splitting headach every time she bitches in your ear...

georgmicrodong

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7 years ago

He was drunk, you say? That means he couldn't consent; at least that's what all the anti-rape culture posters tell me. He should have called the police and filed charges against the girl for rape, and the bouncers for extortion.

ppwh

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7 years ago

Are there any STDs that would show up on a test after around 18 hours?

These guys put it at 6 months for a "pretty conclusive" follow-up:

https://www.verywell.com/how-long-should…

georgmicrodong

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7 years ago

At *least* six months for something like HIV, but it can take even longer for it to show up in some cases.

Lone_Wolf

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7 years ago

Yea, I think a next day STD test would be useless. His bros should have picked up the tab for this one.

Jascoi

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7 years ago

i'll go $100 for bbfs.