After taking multiple doses of psychotropic drugs like Zoloft or Paxil, along with smoking a bunch of weed while taking 100 mg of Viagra?
I recently did this and my wife has basically allowed me a hall pass to go out from the family and do as I wish after satisfying her completely. In fact I still have enough left in me to satisfy strippers in my furnished condo, after I kick out Bill Maher of course.
How many teenage strippers did you bang in your minivan er sorry they call them crossovers now.
How long is your leash?
SJG
Is it better to use a Dodge Journey or a Chrysler Pacifica?
Aren't those assembled in Mexico?
SJG
Is it helpful to have the hands free door opener, when your got a kicking and screaming teenage stripper over your shoulder? Should this be depicted in some new ads?
SJG
I would never use a minivan for my exploits because I'm a good person, and being as white as I am you have to atone for all of the guilt I've done for basically bring white.
I borrow Warhawks pick up so I can lay the teenagers in the bed of the pick up. He gets mad at me for bringing it home dirty with stripper glitter.
Bill Maher is funnier than James G. is. With James G., sometimes we end up laughing at him, not with him. Sometimes though he is funny.
Some of these guys on TJAmigos actually live in TJ. Some of them are on extremely good terms with Street Girls. What the Street Girls do with most people is pretty minimal, though well done.
SJG
Well at least Warhawks can just hose out the bed. Stripper glitter is a real bitch to get out of carpet.
I like to keep girls in high heels and makeup. But both of these do take a toll on the bedding.
SJG
^^^ that's why you live with you mom, she'll wash your Star Wars sheets for you anytime you want.
Well Twentyfive you certainly are entitled to your opinion, but the people have spoken and what it tells me is that Bill Maher doesn't have the following like I do selling out arenas across the US, and creating a successful TV series for which I've gotten great reviews.
In fact I've recently been named the best Christian comedian, even over Stephen Colbert. None of today's comedians have the request to open for the Pope like I got. Bill Maher is too busy bashing the right wing comaervatives and religious folks on HBO. Not much of a following of you ask me, and he's too busy paying for prostitutes as he has openly admitted since I went on his show recently. Bill Maher and I are complete opposites, yet I think we all know which comedian is way more popular. Thank you all for supporting my trade! I love my fans.
Nah, my mom was getting in the way when I brought girls home. So I've gone to keeping her locked in the basement.
Anyone ever seen any of this? imdb.com
SJG
Mejor para toda la noche que por un ratito. farm6.staticflickr.com
"Christian comedian"
Ah, but that right there shows the contradictions, you are part of the twisted world view of the I Am A Christian Movement.
How much money did they pay you when you opened for the Pope?
SJG
Hell, I can think of plenty of non lefties that eat your lunch daily, Bill Maher is far from my favorite but you brought him up so I'm guessing that there's some envy there on your part, he does have his own show and has for years, he does make me laugh occasionally but my taste runs more to the good ole boys, that Jeff Foxworthy runs with. Bill Engvall has riffs that keep me laughing, even now just thinking about them it makes me chuckle, nothing I have ever heard from anyone since maybe George Carlin can top Engvall's "There's your sign routine" just thinking about his answer to his wife about the school bus kid giving him the finger "but he started it" and the Redneck Comedy Tour sold out every place they played. I do enjoy a good comedy concert though thats true enough.
By going along with that "Christian comedian", you are aligning yourself with the world view of the Evangelicals, and their prescriptive reading of the New Testament, and against the main stream of the Roman Catholic Church.
When you opened for the Pope it must have been B16, the guy who said he "Wants a smaller Church." That's about the only way a spokes person for America's political Right could also be opening for the Pope.
SJG
Lenny Bruce, at the Hungry I, now a strip club with food.
SJG
Para toda la noche! adelitasbartijuanamexico.com
Where are your Christian eating lions sjg? Are they getting hungry?
I can't let them get too hungry.
But they live with me. I give each of them a full hair brushing each day.
They love it, just like this: lacarmina.com
SJG
Muy bueno, pero para toda la noche! farm6.staticflickr.com
The Chambers Brothers - Time Has Come Today youtube.com
@JimGassagain that is one butt ugly pasty white dude you have for an avatar. what up with dat?
Lol Dr Phil! You like it? I'm glad someone noticed.
SJG:. For the record, the Pacifica's engine is assembled in Mexico. The vehicle itself is assembled in Windsor, Ontario of parts manufactured in Canada and the U.S.
How do I know this? We just bought one.
ATACDawg that is one gorgeous looking avatar you have there. Do you mind sharing where to find that girl?
Is she a civilian stripper from your part of the area, or a picture of the perfect type of lady to lay down next to me in Warhawks pick up bed that I borrowed?
ATAC, thanks for that clarifying info. I think the new Pacifica is the same as Journey. Probably floor is not flat, not like a mini-van.
Old Pacifica was a cross over made in conjunction with MBZ. I'm sure the new one has better fuel economy.
I am reading now about some extreme suck face sessions in TJ. Not always with official putas either, with other female staff, like waitresses and bar tenders. Always in the front room, but sometimes in isolated booths.
What a horrible fucked up marriage I have survived, and what a horrible fucked up culture we live in.
My first experiences with local Latina's changed me completely, our underground circuit.
SJG
Bill Maher is much funnier than you, don't be a hater !