Do I Still Have Time?

Do I still have time to get laid and still vote?

(Just waiting on the two minutes comments). LOL

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  • oldnewbie
    8 years ago
    Wait a minute. If I lived near Shadowcat I might could get laid, vote, and go to church as well.
  • RandomMember
    8 years ago
    I'm a two-minute man, myself. So yes I think there's still time.

    "According to sexual-health expert Dr. Harry Fisch, 45 percent of men have an orgasm within the first two minutes of intercourse. He calls that percentage “astonishing.” It’s also devastating for women. "
  • twentyfive
    8 years ago
    And then get an order of chakken fangers and a twin crunchy burritos.
  • oldnewbie
    8 years ago
    @Random - In football I thought a well executed two minute drill was a good thing.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    Let's put it this way. You have time to vote, get laid, and still bake her lasagna. (And probably smoke a bowl, too).
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