I'm driving on the freeway out to my state capital for a date with a woman I've met on the web and I pass this van with a sign on the side of it, proclaiming, they are landscapers. I started laughing thinking about the hidden meaning of the name, I've met a lot of women, I've met a lot of hoes. But never quite like this.
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last commentVince, be careful about dating those sophisticated and cosmopolitan femme fatales in Lansing, Michigan.
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Jack the good news is she isn't the governor's wife. I don't want to date a murderess.
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I recently ran into a stripper that hadn't been seen at the club for several months. She told me that she was now in the catering business. Later that same day a buddy of mine sent me a PM with the URL for the escort agency she was now working at. So I guess catering must be a code word for escorting. :)
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Isn't that three of the same thing ?
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Nice
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I have a shot glass that says Big Dicks Landscaping... We will trim your bush
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For those that don't know about the Flint,MI water debacle, the state allowed polluted Flint river water to be piped into the resident's home, causing grievous damage to all, adults and children. Our (beloved Republican) governor was complicent, and to this day hasn't been removed from office. MURDERER !!
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VM is right. A state surrounded by the largest amount of fresh water in the world, and people are still being poisoned in one of its impoverished cities.
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Governor Snyder appointed an emergency manager to run Flint. The emergency manager switched from the Detroit water system to the Flint River "to save money." All you need to do is look at the Flint River to know you should not drink it.
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That's for sure, jack. GM had several manufacturing plants in Flint for a long time, their industrial wastes were disposed of into the Flint river. It's clear from documents released to investigators that the water was polluted. The governor insists his hands are clean. Yeah, right, asshole. Why don't you start taking baths in Flint river water. Let see what chemicals are absorbed into your system.
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I apologize for improper word usage earlier. I should have used "complicit" rather than "complicent" in this statement. Our (beloved Republican) governor was complicent, and to this day hasn't been removed from office. MURDERER !!
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I'm not a fan of Rick Snyder but we frequently end up with lesser evils. Part of the problem is who would want that job. The Flint water problem was laziness and complacency. And yes, his political career should end here. You don't get a 'get out jail free card' for letting people get killed. I hope that this isn't the end of it.
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Yes, george, it's the American way. And yes, it was laziness, complacency and criminal acts by his subordinates. This is what the citizens of Flint who belong to that water delivery system, face every day for the rest of their unnatural lives. Going forward, who knows.
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But, the gal, I met in Lansing is nice. I would not call her a hoe. The good and bad of it is she's a long ways away from me. I'll see how it goes.
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