Dogs

Ones with chili and mustard.

I thought my answer to this was going to be "dachshund!" but this is about a different kind of dog. Hod dogs need to have kraut on them to be real hot dogs!

Kraut = brilliant!

I like bitches.

Mustard and onions

I never put onions on hot dogs except at the ball park. Ball park onions are always sweet and juicy

Great Post Joe. Chicago dogs are my favorite overall, but as I don't live in the Chicago area, a Polish dog with kraut, onions and mustard is a close second.

and remember: #Nevercatsuponahotdog . No way! Never!!!

Rottweiler. An adlult male Rottwieller can leave a really giant smelly steaming pile in the visitor's dugout in just seconds (only allowed on the field at a minor league park!). As an added bonus, gang bangers and other thugs tend to leave you alone when 140 pounds of muscle and teeth is walking beside you. Big plus if the Rottweiler in question is wearing a "service dog" saddle, and likes to sit and play "goofy" (including silly sound effects)when hot girls are near.

I never get to eat frankfurters at the ball park (see favorite for reason)

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Half-smoke with kraut, onions and mustard for me!

Oh, and no bun....