Had a hilarious conversation last night with a few customers about fun names for sexual body parts. I figured this was post worthy so here are some of my favorites... makes me giggle. Vertical smile, beef curtains, Penis fly trap, Fur burger.....Speed bumps, Poncho and lefty, air bags....One eyed snake, Whore thermometer, The main vein. I thought these were pretty good. Any others?
That also reminds me, I've heard the expression: (woman says while holding her hand horizontal about a foot above her head) "You must be at least *THIS* tall to ride."
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I hadn't heard fur burger since high school athletics. That one took me back to a nice place, lol. Thanks.
There was a post here around October 2012 about this topic and someone listed hundreds of slang names. You can look it up if you want.
One of my favorites is chesticles. But big boy toys is good. Hadn't heard that one before.
Indicating that she's only into tall men.
One eyed snake
Ding Dong
Pocket Rocket
Schlong
2 nuts and a woodie