Had a hilarious conversation last night with a few customers about fun names for sexual body parts. I figured this was post worthy so here are some of my favorites... makes me giggle. Vertical smile, beef curtains, Penis fly trap, Fur burger.....Speed bumps, Poncho and lefty, air bags....One eyed snake, Whore thermometer, The main vein. I thought these were pretty good. Any others?
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Alternative names for "body parts"
Mar 11, 2016, 6:36 AM
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Furry beef tacos, tatas, little John....
My wife calls her double-Ds the "big boy toys." That's all I got.
I hadn't heard fur burger since high school athletics. That one took me back to a nice place, lol. Thanks.
Fur burger was a common name years ago, but he'll, today it's almost easier to find a unicorn than a girl who is not clean shaven.
There was a post here around October 2012 about this topic and someone listed hundreds of slang names. You can look it up if you want.
One of my favorites is chesticles. But big boy toys is good. Hadn't heard that one before.
That also reminds me, I've heard the expression: (woman says while holding her hand horizontal about a foot above her head) "You must be at least THIS tall to ride."
Indicating that she's only into tall men.
I guess we're a boring married couple. We just call them titties, rock hard throbbing cock and dripping wet pussy
Penis:
One eyed snake
Ding Dong
Pocket Rocket
Schlong
2 nuts and a woodie
How about that's a nice pair of pole dancers ,-)
He can be a very happy man lol