I was at a club in the Northeast yesterday and a dancer takes out her phone and shoots a selfie while giving me a BJ. Flash and everything! W-T-F? She said it was for her web page! Ever have a stripper capture the moment for posterity?
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No but I have a buddy that has texted me 2 selfies of himself getting BJs. I deleted them. :)
Never had that happen. I'd take it as a compliment. Must have thought your cock was photogenic!
^I was thinking the same thing, assuming it's true.
I never had a stripper take a selfie. I have photos and videos of strippers giving me blow jobs, and these were all taken OTC.
Damn, what a compliment, goldmongerATL. Have you received the extortion demand yet??
Well goldmongerATL, you're like a celebrity now.
I had one that would take selfies of her and I in bed all the time. In the back of my head I figured she was just doing it to blackmail me down the road someday.
It may be a compliment, but I can only think of bad things that could result from having that moment recorded as a photograph on another person's phone.
Well, my big head was not in the picture or I would have freaked out. Nothing REAL special about the little head, so I don't know why i was picked (unless she has the whole montage thing going). Did not tell me where to find the website, so I can't check it out.
For those old enough to remember Porky's I suppose I could be ID'd from a lineup LOL!
Well maybe you could call the police and have them send over a sketch artist. :)
GoldmongerATL - that's a great Porky's reference! You could be id'ed - but hopefully your little head will never be involved in a crime.

