Haiku to a bouncer...

Is that what the bouncer told ricky?

I don't owe her shit She didn't do what she said Fuck this place, I'm out

^^^yeeeeeeeep

Fuck that smelly bitch

Her panties smell like shrimp tails

She needs lister mint bath

Bought you a cheap shot Now you're blind during my dance Best ten dollars I've spent

(So much hostility! You guys should really try making friends with the bouncers LOL)

Don't stroke the bouncer Unless you are a gay man It won't be brilliant!

(Not that there's anything wrong with being a gay man, just not the way I am!)

^^^^ a gay man has no business on this board. Maybe dishing out fashion advice over on stripperweb but that's even a stretch

"^^^^ a gay man has no business on this board. Maybe dishing out fashion advice over on stripperweb but that's even a stretch"

Brilliant point! I'm just saying that I don't think there's anything wrong with being gay! But it's true that a guy that doesn't go for women wouldn't fit in here!

Maybe I should have used "bi"

Im da mane

Im dur mang

Fuck you jackie

Look, its da Juice mane He's holding up a sausage Nope, just his finger

You are my best friend When you mind your own business but fucked when you don't!

3 lines. The first and last lines of a Haiku have 5 syllables and the middle line has 7 syllables. The lines rarely rhyme.

Just so some know!