Haiku to a bouncer...

Is that what the bouncer told ricky?

I don't owe her shit
She didn't do what she said
Fuck this place, I'm out

^^^yeeeeeeeep

Fuck that smelly bitch

Her panties smell like shrimp tails

She needs lister mint bath

Bought you a cheap shot
Now you're blind during my dance
Best ten dollars I've spent


(So much hostility! You guys should really try making friends with the bouncers LOL)

Don't stroke the bouncer
Unless you are a gay man
It won't be brilliant!

(Not that there's anything wrong with being a gay man, just not the way I am!)

^^^^ a gay man has no business on this board. Maybe dishing out fashion advice over on stripperweb but that's even a stretch

"^^^^ a gay man has no business on this board. Maybe dishing out fashion advice over on stripperweb but that's even a stretch"

Brilliant point! I'm just saying that I don't think there's anything wrong with being gay! But it's true that a guy that doesn't go for women wouldn't fit in here!

Maybe I should have used "bi"

Im da mane

Im dur mang

Fuck you jackie

Look, its da Juice mane
He's holding up a sausage
Nope, just his finger

You are my best friend
When you mind your own business
but fucked when you don't!



3 lines. The first and last lines of a Haiku have 5 syllables and the middle line has 7 syllables. The lines rarely rhyme.

Just so some know!