Haiku to a bouncer...

12 comments

• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Is that what the bouncer told ricky?
• runrdude

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  9 years ago

  I don't owe her shit She didn't do what she said Fuck this place, I'm out
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  ^^^yeeeeeeeep
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  Fuck that smelly bitch Her panties smell like shrimp tails She needs lister mint bath
• Subraman

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  9 years ago

  Bought you a cheap shot Now you're blind during my dance Best ten dollars I've spent (So much hostility! You guys should really try making friends with the bouncers LOL)
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  Don't stroke the bouncer Unless you are a gay man It won't be brilliant! (Not that there's anything wrong with being a gay man, just not the way I am!)
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  ^^^^ a gay man has no business on this board. Maybe dishing out fashion advice over on stripperweb but that's even a stretch
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  "^^^^ a gay man has no business on this board. Maybe dishing out fashion advice over on stripperweb but that's even a stretch" Brilliant point! I'm just saying that I don't think there's anything wrong with being gay! But it's true that a guy that doesn't go for women wouldn't fit in here! Maybe I should have used "bi"
• just_the_nuts

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  9 years ago

  Im da mane Im dur mang Fuck you jackie
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  Look, its da Juice mane He's holding up a sausage Nope, just his finger
• Clubber

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  9 years ago

  You are my best friend When you mind your own business but fucked when you don't! 3 lines. The first and last lines of a Haiku have 5 syllables and the middle line has 7 syllables. The lines rarely rhyme.
• Clubber

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  9 years ago

  Just so some know!