Haiku to a bouncer...

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mikeya02

Are you kidding me?
Take your filthy hands off me
I will fuck you up

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crazyjoe
9 years ago
Is that what the bouncer told ricky?
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runrdude
9 years ago
I don't owe her shit
She didn't do what she said
Fuck this place, I'm out
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
^^^yeeeeeeeep
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shailynn
9 years ago
Fuck that smelly bitch

Her panties smell like shrimp tails

She needs lister mint bath
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Subraman
9 years ago

Bought you a cheap shot
Now you're blind during my dance
Best ten dollars I've spent


(So much hostility! You guys should really try making friends with the bouncers LOL)
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4got2wipe
9 years ago
Don't stroke the bouncer
Unless you are a gay man
It won't be brilliant!

(Not that there's anything wrong with being a gay man, just not the way I am!)
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shailynn
9 years ago
^^^^ a gay man has no business on this board. Maybe dishing out fashion advice over on stripperweb but that's even a stretch
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4got2wipe
9 years ago
"^^^^ a gay man has no business on this board. Maybe dishing out fashion advice over on stripperweb but that's even a stretch"

Brilliant point! I'm just saying that I don't think there's anything wrong with being gay! But it's true that a guy that doesn't go for women wouldn't fit in here!

Maybe I should have used "bi"
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just_the_nuts
9 years ago
Im da mane

Im dur mang

Fuck you jackie
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mikeya02
9 years ago
Look, its da Juice mane
He's holding up a sausage
Nope, just his finger
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Clubber
9 years ago
You are my best friend
When you mind your own business
but fucked when you don't!



3 lines. The first and last lines of a Haiku have 5 syllables and the middle line has 7 syllables. The lines rarely rhyme.
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Clubber
9 years ago
Just so some know!
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