A Christmas present for RL

Since RL has posted he is from the Houston area, I'd thought I would post a Christmas present for him. See link.
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/for…

Of course I believe this is just a terrible hoax going around the internet but I wanted to let RL know what I already read the other day. I personally don't believe a word of this (within the link).