Brilliant story!

So, you got a Green Beret, a Navy Seal, and a pathetic strip club hound! The general hands each of them a gun and says, 'Your spouse is seated next door, in a room, in a chair. In order to pass this test, you must go inside and kill her!' Immediately the Green Beret says, 'No, sir. I could never kill my wife! I just can't do it.' The general looks at him and says, 'You know what? You ain't got what it takes. Take your wife and go on home.'

Navy Seal then heads in. Five minutes later, comes out, tears strolling down his face, 'I tried, I tried, I tried. I just can't do it, she looks so beautiful in the chair, I can't do it!' General looks at him and says, 'You know what? You ain't got what it takes.'

Finally the strip clubbing PL strolls in with a swagger. Blam! Blam! Blam! Shots rang out, there's banging, there's screaming, it's going crazy! Suddenly, everything goes silent. General says, 'Well what the hell happened inside?' PL screams back, 'The damn gun had blanks in it, so I had to beat her to death with my bare hands!'