Question for reverendhornibastard

Sunday, February 15, 2015 2:47 PM

Is RickyBoy the strip club Messiah? After all thousands walked in the dark for decades wondering how to pay hookers who happened to work in strip clubs for sex until RickyBoy cracked the code. Discovered that the secret is to be the only guy wearing a suit in a dive club. And that was after spending only 10 years researching the problem. Could a person really figure that out on their own without some divine help?

3 comments

Dougster
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9 years ago
Any thoughts, reverend?
crazyjoe
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9 years ago
Om going to make $100,000 a month
crazyjoe
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9 years ago
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