NYC Strip Club: Free Lap Dances On All-Star Weekend For Every NBA Player...Like

I'm gonna go to Scores and tell them I'm Carmelo Anthony.

More breaks to the 1% who don't need them...

Man I wish I was a NBA baller. You're in a different city every night fucking beautiful women. Now you got strip clubs offering you free lapdances. You get paid millions to shoot a ball through a basket. Sounds like a good life to me.

Hi, I'm a player with the Dallas Mavericks!

(I'm 5'10", 250 pounds, 63 and white. I can SO pull this off!)

Watch, everyone is going to walk in with silk basketball shorts......

I bet James Harden will go, he's a big strip club fan.

He might even be a TUSCL member lol, who knows

There is no such thing as a free lap dance.

They probably figure they will spend $$$ on drinks. But I can't imagine any will take them up on the offer.