Slow day on the Discussion board.

dallas702
Wandering
Since posts, and responses, are few and far between, I was wondering (not wandering) what comments would get the anti-gun (anti-constitution), or the incorrect eubonics (not that eubonics is incorrect, but the posters often misapply it), or the flame warriors riled up and posting.

(note: I am also leaving soon, so I'll miss the live action, if any).

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motorhead
11 years ago
If a Catholic, a Jew, a Muslim, and a Southern Baptist attacked you while you left the club at 2am, what would be your choice of weapon for each.

In your Super Hero batbelt (purchased at Wal-Mart for $49.95), you have at your disposal:

A) a flashlight
B) a screwdriver
C) a slinky
D) a bottle of Advil

SlickSpic
11 years ago
I'd ask the Hare Krishnas for back-up.
Dougster
11 years ago
Take advantage of the quiet time on the board to read The System. By RickyBoy.
Alucard
11 years ago
You ought to read all of Dougster's posts.

"note: I am also leaving soon"

Permanently I sincerely HOPE!!!
SlickSpic
11 years ago
@Moto-Here are your answers.

1. I'll give the Catholic the slinky. Playing with slinky and it's mesmerizing motion will help alleviate Catholic Guilt.

2. I'd give the Muslim the flashlight to illuminate they're modern yet backwards ways.

3. I'd give the Jew the screwdriver. Everybody knows that the Jews are world renown for their construction skills.

4. Finally, I'd give the Southern Baptist the bottle of Advil. They need it.
BagBoyJames
11 years ago
Lol silence !!!!_
crazyjoe
11 years ago
That wasn't nice alutard
Alucard
11 years ago
Based on his comments in the past about me, I wasn't trying to be nice to him crazyjoe.
dallas702
11 years ago
I checked my post and only a disappointing dozen responses. Then I opened it and found half of them were just little blue names (on ignore list). Interestingly, the angry anti-gun extremist posted twice and crazyjoe says he wasn't nice. I thought about taking him off ignore to find out what he said, but then I figured he is simply not worth it.
sharkhunter
11 years ago
Ask a dancer to flash her tits at the other Catholics leaving the strip club if you need to stop them dead in their tracks. They know a good pair when they see them.
Dougster
11 years ago
Your loss Dallas. crazyjoe is one of the best posters on this site.
shadowcat
11 years ago
Since it's a slow day on the discussion board, I'm going to the club. :)
Dougster
11 years ago
Oops, misread that. N/m...
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