Slow day on the Discussion board.

If a Catholic, a Jew, a Muslim, and a Southern Baptist attacked you while you left the club at 2am, what would be your choice of weapon for each.

In your Super Hero batbelt (purchased at Wal-Mart for $49.95), you have at your disposal:

A) a flashlight
B) a screwdriver
C) a slinky
D) a bottle of Advil

I'd ask the Hare Krishnas for back-up.

Take advantage of the quiet time on the board to read The System. By RickyBoy.

You ought to read all of Dougster's posts.

"note: I am also leaving soon"

Permanently I sincerely HOPE!!!

@Moto-Here are your answers.

1. I'll give the Catholic the slinky. Playing with slinky and it's mesmerizing motion will help alleviate Catholic Guilt.

2. I'd give the Muslim the flashlight to illuminate they're modern yet backwards ways.

3. I'd give the Jew the screwdriver. Everybody knows that the Jews are world renown for their construction skills.

4. Finally, I'd give the Southern Baptist the bottle of Advil. They need it.

Lol silence !!!!_

That wasn't nice alutard

Based on his comments in the past about me, I wasn't trying to be nice to him crazyjoe.

I checked my post and only a disappointing dozen responses. Then I opened it and found half of them were just little blue names (on ignore list). Interestingly, the angry anti-gun extremist posted twice and crazyjoe says he wasn't nice. I thought about taking him off ignore to find out what he said, but then I figured he is simply not worth it.

Ask a dancer to flash her tits at the other Catholics leaving the strip club if you need to stop them dead in their tracks. They know a good pair when they see them.

Your loss Dallas. crazyjoe is one of the best posters on this site.

Since it's a slow day on the discussion board, I'm going to the club. :)

Oops, misread that. N/m...