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Dumbassery

deogol
deogol16227

Michigan

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

"The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman. "

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vincemichaels
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Another Darwin award.

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bang69
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lol

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sharkhunter
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I can imagine the police discussion. "He put a saber saw blade up her vagina. Yes, but it was consentual so no law was broken."

I wonder if she's the first female to consent to a saber saw? Maybe she thought he replaced the saw blade with a rod. I bet it only took seconds to find out!

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sharkhunter
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Hey, that could be a new attachment tool for saber saws. An insert able rod for use with sex toys for dumbasses who don't know a saw blade will cut through plastic and metal.

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jabthehut
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I thought it was dumbassettry!

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RossVa
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this happened in 2009. why is it in the news now?

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