"The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman. "
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Dumbassery
Dec 27, 2012, 5:21 PM
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lol
I can imagine the police discussion. "He put a saber saw blade up her vagina. Yes, but it was consentual so no law was broken."
I wonder if she's the first female to consent to a saber saw? Maybe she thought he replaced the saw blade with a rod. I bet it only took seconds to find out!
Hey, that could be a new attachment tool for saber saws. An insert able rod for use with sex toys for dumbasses who don't know a saw blade will cut through plastic and metal.
I thought it was dumbassettry!
this happened in 2009. why is it in the news now?
Another Darwin award.