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Another silly name thread

georgmicrodong
georgmicrodongVIP1760323

Just a fat, creepy old pervert.

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

This one about punny names.

There was a girl named Felony at one of the local clubs a few years back, and she introduced her vagina to me as Miss Demeanor. Turned out to be an apt name.

At another club many years ago, I met another girl who introduced herself as "Felicia". It was a name I hadn't encountered among strippers too often, and when I told her so, she remarked that she'd chosen it because they wouldn't let her use her first choice, "Fellatio"... Another very apt name, fortunately.

A side effect of course is that now every time I see a pretty girl with that name, I wonder if she's as good as that dancer.

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toysales

I work in a business where I deal with filling out paperwork for the public. The best name I have run across is Le-a. It is pronounced Ledasha. She may be destined for pole work.

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gatorfan

I have yet to meet a stripper with the name Fuckmeupmyass

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georgmicrodong

@gatorfan: If you ever do, you can have her... :)

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