Another silly name thread

This one about punny names.

There was a girl named Felony at one of the local clubs a few years back, and she introduced her vagina to me as Miss Demeanor. Turned out to be an apt name.

At another club many years ago, I met another girl who introduced herself as "Felicia". It was a name I hadn't encountered among strippers too often, and when I told her so, she remarked that she'd chosen it because they wouldn't let her use her first choice, "Fellatio"... Another very apt name, fortunately.

A side effect of course is that now every time I see a pretty girl with that name, I wonder if she's as good as that dancer.