Q for Guys Looking for A Girlfriend in a Strip Club

The way I heard it, Clifbar goes to strip clubs looking to pick up men so he can tounge their hairy scrotums and polish his teeth with the…

What about the deep french kissing?

Do you enjoy this?

RL and davids you are! Report back to us on how many of the "girls" you DEEP FRENCH KISSED.

Who is doing this?

davids you might consider trying a TV/TS club... Probably more your speed.

OK, Ok, OK......

I'm DESPERATE, buying dancers' drinks for conversation with the dancers, hoping for a friend, buying lap dances because I'm desperate to have great times!!!!!!!

OK, Ok, OK......

I'm DESPERATE, buying dancers' drinks for conversation with the dancers, hoping for a friend, buying lap dances because I'm desperate to have great times!!!!!!!

Do you think most of the poeple who go the clubs dumb or clueless or uneducated or brainless?

Most of the people who go to the clubs know what…

The party I belong to advocates "resettling" all subhumans (like parodyman) outside of the country.

That would be a left leaning leftist. Anything but a libertarian or capitalist.

I know what party davids belongs to --- (wait for it) --- THE BOTTOM FEEDING COCKMASTER FORTUNE TELLERS OF AMERICA! He dosen't lean left. He dosen't lean right.…

I can't even figure out what the republicans consistently stand for. I guess pro-life and intelligent design and christianity, sort of. I think they you used to sort…

Wait then you're independent right? I am as far on the opposite end of the spectrum from Republican as one can get.

davids do you come from Russia? You don't seem to understand sarcasm very well.

I am indeed Russian.

I am on here when I am playing chess or blackjack online. Which is, indeed, admittedly probably more than I should.

Since when I have been consistent? I say it doesn't make sense to argue with an idiot than I go ahead and do so.

davids do you live on this site? You seem to be on here almost every time I am lately.

To answer your question: Yeah, I still collect numbers then don't call. Since when did I say I was nice?

Dude, I thought you had me on me on "ignore". Did I "get out of jail free"?

so davids, are you still asking for strippers phone numbers and then not calling them? That is so nice of you.

This is a bit of a tangent but I hafta know. davids are you a Republican? I get the feeling you would be because you love to judge…

No, I'm not a republican. How about you?

But I think I just realized something: Perhaps AN is right and really does not want to date a stripper. Well…

I must also admit that I know a couple of other guys who go to Rick's like me to just be friends with the strippers: they don't girls…

Ah, the "just creepy" thing indicates to me that it was your guilt about dating strippers and hence your customer/potential suitor ambiguity that was the problem. I think…

AN: Sorry, AN, but when you did your survey of strip club habits: You remember that long questionaire, you admitted to both seeking it out sex and having…

Oh, and just to clarify davids, I don't have strip club problems, I keep things in perspective. The only unhappy outcomes I've had with the strippers I've…

RL, Yes, I knew their real names. Yes, I had their phone numbers. I never used them for the aforementioned reasons. I did not ask,…

To "Abbienormal" - "A few times I have met strippers ITC whom I genuinely liked and considered real friends"

If they are REAL FRIENDS of yours who you "GENUINELY…

davids, I'll say it one more time, with no hope that it'll do any more good this time, but what the hell. Your problem on this board…

Is being this upfront a good idea or not?

I think it's pretty clear what AN's strip club problems are and I am sure there are many like him across the country:

He is either dishonest to himself…